Disclaimer: I am not a financial or investment advisor.
Before this subreddit was ruined by ten million people, solid DD used to get done. Do you ever find yourself reminiscing about the good โol WSB days?
Well, your prayers have been answered. Degenerates gather around, as I am bringing you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make some serious $MSFT tendies ๐
Today, Bill Gates announced that after twenty-seven years of marriage, he will be divorcing. Do you know what this means? Bill is single and ready to mingle.
Step 1: Use Wifeโs Tinder Account
Step 2: Match with Bill Gates
Step 3: Wife goes on date with Bill, they fall in love, he proposes, no pre-nup
Step 4: Wife marries Bill and becomes $MSFT royalty
Step 5: Continue to date wife
Step 6: Cash out ๐๐๐
For those too retarded to read:
https://preview.redd.it/tts3psz5q0x61.jpg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f68092ae47d414627c6dee8a0c4afd6808bcc57
Congratulations. You are now your own wifeโs boyfriend.
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I just downvoted your comment.
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## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.
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Riot's MIGHT SPAGHETTI CODE of elo hell
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IF YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE WHILE SCROLLING, Riot's MIอซอGฬ
ฬอญองฬฬอHฬฬฬพฬอจอTฬฬอจฬออฎYฬฬอ อจฬ
อSฬอฃอออฉPฬ
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IF YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE WHILE SCROLLING, Riot's MIอซอGฬ
ฬอญองฬฬอHฬฬฬพฬอจอTฬฬอจฬออฎYฬฬอ อจฬ
อSฬอฃอออฉPฬ
อฏฬฬฬAอฬGฬฟHEฬฬอTอฬฟฬอซTอคอฎองIฬพออฅฬอ ฬฬCอฆฬฝOอฌอฆDฬฬEออจฬอฏออฃฬ ออฬฬอฆฬฝoฬฬฬอฬฬfฬออฌ ฬอฉอฃอคelฬoฬอฌอฬอค อคอฏออฉhฬฟอคeอฬฬฬlอชฬฬพฬอlฬอฬฬ has leaked onto your computer. Bug splats and lost elo will come to you unless you COPY and PASTA this message 3 times
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Riot Games
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League of Legends
This player is fantastic
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This [insert CSGO team or player here] is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.
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CSGO
Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you
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Kripp if you're here right now reading this I want you to know I dream of you. Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you. I'll say things like "hey guys how's it goin' Kripparrian here", and for a brief moment I feel you inside me...
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GME to the moon
.ใใใใใใใใใใ โฆ ใใใใโโ ใ ใใใหใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*ใใใใใใโ
โใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ. ใใโใใใใใใใ โฆ
ใใใใใใใใใใ ใ โ โ โ โ ใใใใ ใใใใใใใใใใใใ,ใใโโโใ
.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใ๏พใโโใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใโ๏ธif we holdใใ.
,ใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใโโโโใใใใ ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโ
ใใใใใใใใใใ. ใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.
ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโโโโใโโโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโโโโใโโโ โฆ
ใโโโใใใ,ใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโ๐ gme ใใใใ ใใ,ใใใ โ โ โ โ ใ
ใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใโใใ
ใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใโใโโโโโโโโโโโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใหใ
โโใใใใ,ใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโโโโใโโโโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใ
โใใโโโโใใใใใโใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*
ใใ โโใใใใใ โฆ ใใใใใใใโโโโโโโโโใโโโโโโโโใใใใ
ใใโใใใใใใใโใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใโโโโใใ.
ใโใใใใใ.ใใใใ ๐ ใใใใใโโโใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใ
หใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ๏พใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.
ใใโใ ๐ โ โ if we sell โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ,ใ ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*
.ใใใใใโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใ โฆ
หใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*ใใใใใใโ
โใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.