[Copypasta] Little dribble drop

You guys ever like hustle your pee too quickly and pull your dick in faster than youโ€™re done shaking? Then you have that little dribble drop that goes onto your leg. Itโ€™s only a drop. But you fucking feel it. Sprawling down your thigh. Making its presence known and ruining whatever plans you just had. Just happened. The fucking worst.
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