I don’t care if there’s a microchip in the vaccine. I’d let them put a whole MacBook Pro inside of me if it meant I could get drunk at Applebees again
What happened to this ad? :(
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Bitch give me that 300k job and I will deal with "my voice not being heard" all day every day.
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