[Copypasta] How to have sex and still be a virgin

You see if you have sex with another virgin you're therefore taking their virginity and they are taking your virginity so it's a win-win and you can still use Reddit
March 2021
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Kripp.... how do I say this

twitchquotes: Kripp.... how do I say this. You aren't as good as you used to be, your quality of both decks and play have deteriorated significantly. At this point I think I'm a better player than you which makes me very sad. Your decks have no balance between curve and minion quality, tar creeper?! Really? In zoo! As much as you sell it as one, zoo is not a control deck. At least not a conventional one.
twitch chat
August 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

Doublelift dodges Imaqtpie in queue

twitchquotes: Doublelift fired up his stream for another day of soloQ, but foolishly forgot to check if Imaqtpie was in a game. He opened up QT’s stream to find him sitting in queue… He frantically began tabbing between his client and QT’s stream, then one after the other… both queues popped. ā€œI need the toiletā€ he said to his chat. He ran to the wall and unplugged his internet. He was safe for another day.
twitch chat
March 2017
imaqtpie

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League of Legends

This guy's deck is average

twitchquotes: ā˜‘ ā€œThis guy's deck is averageā€ ā˜‘ ā€œMy deck wins about half of the time against a deck like thatā€ ā˜‘ "He played precisely those two cards" ā˜‘ ā€œHe topdecked a mediocre card for a mediocre turnā€ ā˜‘ "He had several cards" ā˜‘ ā€œThere were multiple options open to meā€ ā˜‘ ā€œI played that"
twitch chat
November 2014
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Donald Trump said to Trump

twitchquotes: Donald Trump said to Trump while playing Trumps, ā€œdid u Trump…Trump?ā€ He replied ā€œNo Trump I didn’t Trump while playing Trumps…Trumpā€, Trump then said ā€œsounded like a Trumpet Trump, or did u do a Trump Trump that sounded like a Trumpet playing Trumps…Trumpā€, He replied ā€œHey is that Brian Kibbler, Kibbler Brian of Brian Kibbler Gaming…Kibbler Kibbler Brian Kibbler…?ā€ Kappa
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November 2014
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If Morbius has a million fans, I am one of them

If Morbius has a million fans, I am one of them. If Morbius has ten fans, I am one of them. If Morbius has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If the World is against Morbius, I am against the World. I love Morbius till my last breath.
July 2022

Morbius

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