You see if you have sex with another virgin you're therefore taking their virginity and they are taking your virginity so it's a win-win and you can still use Reddit
What happened to this ad? :(
More Copypastas
John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS
twitchquotes:
Greetings Kripp, it is I, John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS. It has come to my attention that children are using my invention for malicious reasons. Please send me your address, phone number, credit card and social security numbers so I can help you fix this problem.
twitch chat
Kripp
Only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant
twitchquotes:
only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant 
only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant
twitch chat
Reynad
Stonks only go up. But you don't.
You watch her as she brushes her hair. Sheβs humming a song you canβt quite hear and smiling to herself. Not for the first time, you wonder why this person chose you.
She turns. βWhat do you want for Christmas?β You want to scream Save your money!, but you only shrug. βNothing, really.β
βNothing?β She crawls into bed and touches your leg. βAre you sure?β Again, you wonder why this person chose you.
As she takes the weight of you in her hand, your mind wanders. To your puts. Theyβll expire worthless, like you. After several minutes of failing to conjure your manhood, she asks, βWhatβs wrong?β
Stonks only go up.
But you donβt.
WallStreetBets
Toucan
ββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
QTPie's journal
twitchquotes:
QTPies Journal; These streamers are afraid of me. I've seen their true face. Diamond 2 is an extended gutter and the gutter is full of trash. And when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin, like Dom and Jared will drown. The accumulated filth of all their missed flashes and low mechanic champions will foam up around their waists and all the annie mains and boosted monkeys will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "No."
twitch chat
imaqtpie