[Copypasta] How to have sex and still be a virgin

You see if you have sex with another virgin you're therefore taking their virginity and they are taking your virginity so it's a win-win and you can still use Reddit
March 2021
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Yuletide tunes in your playlist

twitchquotes: (โ•ญเฒฐ_โ€ขฬ)\c[] Dear Mr. Andrey Yanyuk, may I humbly suggest the implementation of Yuletide tunes in your playlist for the day good sir? (โ•ญเฒฐ_โ€ขฬ)\c[]
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Citizens of Dalaran!

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Here you go again you simp

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Kniferino to cut off your dongerino

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Watermelon

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