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bears are fuk
I hate people saying bears are fuk or bulls are fuk. Stop saying that. It's very rude. Just say bears are fuk
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GME to the moon
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Buying calls on Gamestop
I can't believe that after fifteen years of trading, my best trade of all time is going to be buying calls on fucking Gamestop.
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Hello gentleman, I have suffered a loss of 69K
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Mr. Musk I donβt feel so good.
Mr. Musk I donβt feel so good.
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