[Copypasta] Graham Stephen is stingy

Graham Stephen the kind of guy that suck his own pp and cum in his own mouth to save tissue
December 2020

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Mr. Musk I don’t feel so good.

Mr. Musk I don’t feel so good. ą¼¼ 恤 ā—•_ ā—• ༽つ ą¼¼ 恤 ā—•_ ā—• ::;:.::..:. . . . . . . . . . . . ą¼¼ 恤 ā—•_ :;:.::..:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ą¼¼ 恤 :;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . . ą¼¼ ;::,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . .
December 2020

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GME bank consultation

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I'm buysexual

I’m buysexual, sometimes I’m a top (when I buy) and sometimes a bottom (when I sell)
December 2020

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I’m a simple guy

I’m a simple guy. I don’t know about all these fancy ā€œfinancial instrumentsā€ or ā€œmarket dynamicsā€ or ā€œwhere the clit is.ā€ I like the stock, I buy the stock.
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Not financial advise

I'm starting to think the people telling me to buy BB at $20 were being serious about not being financial advisors
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