Kermit the frog caused 9/11. In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alternate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene, however they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.
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FEELS TEST
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FEELS TEST 
IF YOU TOUCH THE FEELS, YOU'RE DEPRESSED โ
IF YOU TOUCH THE FEELS, YOU'RE DEPRESSED โ
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GIDDY UP SEXMAS
mommy! kripp just read my message!
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: mommy! kripp just read my message! 
: who's kripp honey? : A mid-aged man , playing cartoon games to entertain children, 
here's a picture of him. 
way to go son \ /
: mommy! kripp just read my message! : who's kripp honey? : A mid-aged man , playing cartoon games to entertain children, here's a picture of him. way to go son \ /
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Welcome to the Pleb Club
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เผผ ยบูอยบเผผ ยบูอยบเผผ ยบูอยบ เผฝยบูอยบ เผฝยบูอยบ เผฝ Welcome to the Pleb Club. Here's your VIP ticket for being a Pleb: ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โญโฉโฎ เผผ ยบูอยบเผผ ยบูอยบเผผ ยบูอยบ เผฝยบูอยบ เผฝยบูอยบ เผฝ
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Kripp paints and is one off lethal
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Discovering his inner-passion for painting, Kripp leaves Twitch for good and takes Rania and Dex on the road with him to pursue his dream. After six months Kripp realizes being an artist is a lot harder than playing video games. But itโs too late. Homeless and starving, Rania hates Kripp, Dex hates Kripp, and, worst of all, Kripp hates Kripp. Buying a gun one rainy day, he puts it in his mouth and pulls the trigger. click He forgot to buy bullets. โOne off lethal,โ Rania sobs.
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