Kermit the frog caused 9/11. In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alternate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene, however they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.
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I'm starting to think the people telling me to buy BB at $20 were being serious about not being financial advisors
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I think about Kripp when I touch my wiener
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ć½( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)ļ¾ Roses are red, Weed is greener, I think about Kripp, when I touch my wiener. ć½( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)ļ¾
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Tesla is restarting production today
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Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.
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