[Copypasta] Kermit the frog caused 9/11

Kermit the frog caused 9/11. In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alternate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene, however they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.
February 2021
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IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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August 2020

Pika girl

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ ›โขฆโก€โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ ƒโ €โ €โ ฑโก€โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โ คโ ’โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‘โ ’โ ฒโ คโข„โฃ€โกโ ‰โ โ ’โ ขโขทโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ”โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‘โ „โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ € โข€โฃ โกคโ –โ šโกโ ‰โ ‰โ โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ โ €โ  โข„โ €โ Žโ โ €โ ฐโฃ€โ €โ €โ „โ ˆโ ™โ †โ ˆโ ‚โ €โ €โ €โขธโ € โ ปโฃงโก€โ €โขฐโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โ ’โ €โฃ€โกคโ คโ –โก’โ ฟโ ฅโฃ„โก€โ €โข โ ’โ „โ €โ €โ €โขธโ € โ €โ €โ ™โ ฒโขผโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โกดโ ›โ โข€โขดโก˜โ ฐโก€โกฆโก€โกโ ฒโข„โ โ โ €โ €โ €โขธโ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโข‰โ —โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ žโ โก„โฃ โฃงโ Žโ ˜โ โ €โ ฃโ โ ฑโกโข†โ ˆโ ณโก€โ €โ €โ €โขธโ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ ƒโ €โข€โก‡โ ƒโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ กโ ฌโฃผโก€โ ™โก„โ €โ €โ ธโก€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โขฐโก‡โ €โ €โขธโขนโ „โ €โ „โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โ ‰โข‡โ €โฃฝโก„โ €โ €โก‡ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โฃโข โ €โก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโกโขชโขทโฃธโ €โฃนโฃดโ €โ €โก‡ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โขฐโ ‰โขŒโฃ„โ Ÿโฃคโ €โฃ โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขโกตโ ‹โฃพโฃปโขกโ ƒโก‡โก†โ €โก‡ โ €โ €โ €โข€โ €โ €โ €โก†โ €โ ˜โ €โ €โ ชโขดโขธโ ™โ Šโ ‰โ “โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ ฏโ žโ โ นโกนโ โ €โ โ €โก‡ โ €โ €โกฐโ โ ™โขฆโก€โ ˜โก„โ €โ ‘โ „โฃ€โขนโขธโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ คโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โกƒโก‡โก€โ €โ €โข€โ ‡ โ €โกœโ โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โข„โ ˆโขฆโ €โ €โ €โ นโก˜โกŒโฃขโ คโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก โ ดโ šโ “โก‡โกโข€โฃ โ ”โ Šโ € โขฐโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขขโ €โ ‘โ ’โ ’โ ’โขฃโฃฉโฃ€โกžโ ‰โกฝโข„โฃ€โฃตโ ›โขญโ ‘โก–โขฒโฃณโ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ € โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฃโ €โ €โ €โ €โขŽโ €โกผโ €โ €โ €โ ‹โฃปโ ขโ €โ ˆโข‡โ บโก˜โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‘โ ’โ ขโฃ„โ €โข€โ œโ €โ €โ €โ €โกŒโ €โฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โขธโ โฃ†โ €โ €โ ธโก€โขฑโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ Žโ €โ  โ งโกคโข„โก€โ €โ €โ กโก€โ ™โ €โ €โ €โขชโ €โกŸโ €โ €โ €โก‡โกœโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ ’โ  โ ดโขฎโฃโ €โก‡โ €โ €โขฐโ ‰โขขโฃ„โก€โ €โขธโ „โก‡โ €โ €โก โ ‹โขฑโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ Žโ €โ ‘โขคโ Žโ โ €โ €โ ™โ ซโฃโ โ €โกฝโ ’โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โข†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‘โ ’โฃผโฃ€โ  โกชโ ญโ ฉโข”โ „โ ‘โกŽโข€โ €โฃ€โ คโก€โ €โ €โ ˆโฃงโฃ€โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก โ Šโ ‰โก โ โ ›โ ‚โ คโ €โ €โ ™โข„โ …โ €โ €โก โ ‡โ “โ ’โ “โก™โ €โ €โ ‘โฃ„โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ Žโ €โ €โ €โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โก‡โก€โ €โ €โ ˆโขข โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโฃ€โฃ โ คโ ฌโ ฎโ ถโ ’โ ’โ คโ คโ คโ ดโ ขโ ฌโ ฅโ €โ „โ โ โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ „โ  โ €โ ˆ
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March 2021

Weebs

Please remove Leifman's mod status

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, it has come to my attention that one of your mods "Leifman" has been abusing his authority as mod and banning people for no good reason. I would appreciate if you took some time out of your schedule to take action and remove his mod status. Thank you!
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January 2015
Kripp

Pasta definition

twitchquotes: Pasta (Italian pronunciation: [หˆpasta]) is a staple food[1] of traditional Italian cuisine, with the first reference dating to 1154 in Sicily.[2] It is also commonly used to refer to the variety of pasta dishes. Typically, pasta is a noodle made from an unleavened dough of a durum wheat flour mixed with water or eggs and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking.
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December 2016

Obama Not Bad

โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘ โ–โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ•โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–Œ โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œ โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–‘โ–Œโ–Œ โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–€โ–โ–โ–‘ โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ•โ•โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–€โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„ โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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