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πͺ π roses are red πͺ π violets are blue πͺ π i'm flexing today πͺ π why aren't you?? πͺ π
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Here in my garage
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Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. Itβs fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, Iβm a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. Itβs like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, βthe more you learn, the more you earn.β
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Our dongers will never lower
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OUR BULLETS WILL ANNIHILATE YOU β γ€: β’Μ β β’Μ : β-οΈ»β¦Μ΅βββ€β OUR BLADES WILL PIERCE YOUR SKIN αΰ² o ΰ² )Β€=[]:::::> OUR BEASTS WILL RIP YOU APART ੧㳠ˡ ΰ² α΄₯ ΰ² Λ΅ γ΅γβ. OUR WIZARDS WILL CURSE YOU FOR ETERNITY ΰΌΌβ©ΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½γ€ββοΎ.*ο½₯ο½‘οΎ AND OUR DONGERS WILL NEVER LOWER
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Forsen was drinking on the job
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Forskin used to work at the sperm bank but was fired for drinking on the job
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good news, my sisters pregnant!
good news, my sisters pregnant! i'm going to be a .... uncle, you thought i was going to say Dad but i stopped banging my sister years ago
Kurumx and Soju fanfic
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"THIS GAME IS FUCKIN GARBAGE!" Kurum yelled, voice cracking slightly in exasperation. "What's wrong Huney-Krum?" Soju called out from the kitchen. "I JUST WENT 5TH TO A FUCKIN BOT... and what the hell did you call me, bowl cut?" Kurum responded, still fuming. "Well, you told me if I called you 'My little Krummy Wummy' one more time you were gonna kick my ass..." Soju pouted, his head peeking around the kitchen door frame "Look, if you take a little break, I know where you can still be top 1..
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