[Copypasta] Roses are red, I'm flexing today

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ roses are red ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ violets are blue ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ i'm flexing today ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ why aren't you?? ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚
twitch chat
September 2017
(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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A chef explaining why air fryers are a scam on r/unpopularopinion

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Reynad

You "Bajs" are pathetic

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twitch chat
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It's not TOP totem, it's BOTTOM totem

twitchquotes: Kripp... In the cultures that use a totempole it's the ones on the bottom that have the most respect and are generally elders/seers. The top of the pole are the scrublords that barely deserve the recognition. So top totem is INCORRECT. It's BOTTOM totem.
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Kripp
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