[Copypasta] Roses are red, I'm flexing today

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ roses are red ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ violets are blue ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ i'm flexing today ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ why aren't you?? ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚
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September 2017
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Kripp commits sudoku over spilled OJ

twitchquotes: The Kripp goes to grocery store. He sees the OJ and yells : Well met ! An old lady next to him get so startled she drops her OJ. Kripp commits sudoku, overcome by grief. RIP in piece Kripp.
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April 2014
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We here at NL_KRIPP welcome all TRUMP subs

twitchquotes: We here at NL_KRIPP welcome all TRUMP subs. This is a safe place for you all to congregate. You will not be harmed. You are all stellar examples of humanity and we want you here. Type trumpW, let your inner donger soar.
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April 2015
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Mindless spam

twitchquotes: Mindless spam.Spam is a brand of several canned precooked meat products made by the Hormel Foods Corporation. Is mindless spam therefore precooked meat products with the brain left out? Or maybe it's the repetitive commenting withought the use of any cerebral capacity? YOU be the judge
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December 2014
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SPAM THIS CHILI TO HELP OUT PHILLY

twitchquotes: ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ SPAM ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ THIS ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ CHILI ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ TO ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ HELP ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ OUT ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ PHILLY ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
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July 2018
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CAN THE MODS OF THIS SUB DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!

CAN THE MODS OF THIS SUB DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 11 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK WON'T TURN OFF.
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