twitchquotes:
πͺ π roses are red πͺ π violets are blue πͺ π i'm flexing today πͺ π why aren't you?? πͺ π
twitch chat
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
No girlfriend. No friends. No talents.
twitchquotes:
No girlfriend No friends No talents Saturday night alone Wasting time on Twitch Watching a dead game Reading the chat more than the stream Spamming pastas brainlessly Must be me
No girlfriend No friends No talents Saturday night alone Wasting time on Twitch Watching a dead game Reading the chat more than the stream Spamming pastas brainlessly Must be me
twitch chat
Apple announces an EV program
Oh boy I can't wait until 2024 when I can wake up to my Apple Homepod Siri alarm and check my Apple Watch for notifications and take a shower in my Apple Big Douche then put my makeup on before work in my Apple Mirror then take my Apple Car to my job at Apple Phone Plant #584 so I can work on my Mac Pro workstation designing the latest Apple Product the iShit smart toilet that syncs with your iAsshole to sense when you have a massive log brewing in my large intestine and sends me a notification to my apple colonoscopy bag. Russian hackers will know what I had for dinner.
WallStreetBets
bruh moments
My gf gets mad when I call her cheating βbruh momentsβ and Iβm not sure what to do
She hooked up with some guys and instead of breaking down and crying or whatever she wanted me to do I just played bruh bass boosted for five minutes while staring at her so sheβs angry now but what should I do
Confessions
Please ask your opponent to emote Kripp
twitchquotes:
Dear Kripp, whenever I watch you it is hard for me to tell if my video has frozen or not because your face never moves. Please ask your opponent to emote so I know it's live!
twitch chat
Kripp
Hearthstone
Why are Chess Players so Racist?
Every time I here a chess player talk about race, they always say stuff like βIβm so glad that I am white this gameβ or βHe was black, so he didnβt stand much of a chance that gameβ. Seriously, what is up with this blatant racism guys??? Itβs getting so bad I am even hearing this sort of shit from some Indian players as well. Your color doesnβt mean anything, you are still the same person!!!!!!