[Copypasta] Roses are red, I'm flexing today

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ roses are red ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ violets are blue ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ i'm flexing today ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ why aren't you?? ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚
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September 2017
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Ninja's wife and xqc's twitter feud

twitchquotes: Of course ๐Ÿค— I was going to answer๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ sweetie , ๐Ÿฅฐ I was eating breakfast๐Ÿง‡, fueling up for a productive day ๐Ÿ’… Not very relatable ๐Ÿคจ I know! ๐Ÿ˜ผ You should teach me a thing ๐Ÿ˜— or 2โœŒ about fundraisers ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ’ต i'm sure you know a thing or two โœŒ about raising funds. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคช I mean, these gucci ๐Ÿ bags don't pay for themselves. ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿฆ
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July 2020
xQcOW

HAPPY IMPEACHMENT DAY

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจHAPPY IMPEACHMENT DAY to all my freedom๐Ÿ—ฝloving hoes๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…who put the ๐Ÿ‘in IM๐Ÿ‘MENT๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›looks like donald๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿคฎfinally got caught๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โœˆ๏ธtrying to call daddy ukraine๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ to take out hoe biden๐Ÿง“๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”ฅ but now we need to RIDE๐Ÿ‡CUMgress ๐Ÿ›raw๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… so they canโ€™t back down๏ธ, send this to๐Ÿ”Ÿof your๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿปwokest๐Ÿ“woes๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒor say ๐Ÿ‘‹BYE to ur independence๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ฉeating that IMPEACHMENT๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธDAY๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธASS ๐Ÿ‘is the only๏ธ ethical๐Ÿ‘Œform of consumption๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹under late capitalism๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ด๐Ÿ’ถso WEโ€™RE ALL EATING TODAYโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญ๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…
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December 2019

you will never be on my intellectual level

twitchquotes: listen until you guys have read fichte, kant, schelling, hegel, goethe, novalis and hamann in the original german, you will never be on my intellectual level, you are plebs who are addicted to reddit and think rick and morty is a deep show, your children will be dysgenic losers and mine will be serious winners and well-educated, they'll probably smack the glasses off your children for fun and then go read homer in the original greek.
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August 2020

I need a hyper improvement platform

twitchquotes: Micheal, in this brand new season full of unexpected challenges and adventures in the world that is solo q, what can I / We / YOUR VIEWERS use in order to maximise our game knowledge and as a result increase our chance of getting higher ranks, I need a hyper improvement platform man, hit me up!
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January 2015
imaqtpie

Anime girl 2

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„ โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–€ โ–โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–Œโ–ˆโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘
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October 2016

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