[Copypasta] Roses are red, I'm flexing today

twitchquotes: πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ roses are red πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ violets are blue πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ i'm flexing today πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ why aren't you?? πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚
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