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๐ช ๐ roses are red ๐ช ๐ violets are blue ๐ช ๐ i'm flexing today ๐ช ๐ why aren't you?? ๐ช ๐
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Pasta copied, memes are dank. Reynad's streaming! Losing ranks!
Thanks Nivea!
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ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ GUYS GUYS , just used new Nivea Lotion on my donger and now it looks 10 years youger , THANKS NIVEA ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ
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To be fair, you need a very high IQ to understand The Bible
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Bible. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Jesusโs nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Bible truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Godโs existential catchphrase "Never trust anyone completely but God." which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as King James's genius wit unfolds itself on the pages. What fools.. how I pity them. ๐ And yes by the way, I DO have a Bible tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
The pasta will be that pasta that youโve spammed
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I looked at this pasta originally, and I thought, you know, itโs a pasta, and you spam this pasta. The pasta will be that pasta that youโve spammed, so youโre spamming a pasta. So it is one thing to spam a pasta if your chat doesnโt really have any pasta. The pasta will screw up the pasta pretty hard, and that means itโs a pretty good pasta.
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Kripp
One hour of Trump's streaming per evening
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I'm not allowed to take sleep inducement medication, because of a previous addictions to psychoactive drugs. So, my doctor instead prescribed 1 hour of Trump's stream per evening. 
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