Ok. Listen up bud. You’re a kid, and you’re getting cocky. You snuck in a few good quick scopes and got a few points ahead of me, but you have no chance. I am a Call of Duty god. I would be killing terrorists in Iraq if it weren’t for the fact that I would punch the drill sergeant in the face if he even looked at me funny. So don’t get cocky, bud. Or just like my kill/death ratio, you’re going down, kid. As soon as I finish the campaign I’m tracking your IP, hunting you down and beating the crap out of you. You’ve been warned.
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Kripp should change his name to hl_kripp
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Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life Incorporated©. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
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This is the 12-0 Police, you're coming with... nevermind
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(̿·̿Ĺ̯·̿ ̿) This is the 12-0 Police, you're coming with ... Nevermind wrong person. (·̿Ĺ̯·̿ ̿)
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TOTEMIC MIGHT
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◥█̆◤ TOTEMIC MIGHT ◥█̆◤
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