The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
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Who is this salt vegan casual - Rania's cat
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Here i was, minding my own business, when suddenly this potato headed idiot just waltzes right into my life alwasy yelling 'topdeck this' and 'insane that'. who the *** is this salty vegan casual? i just want to eat and sleep all day, not listen to this oj guzzling nerd. Rania pls. -- sincerely, cat
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Kripp
Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much?
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๐ป๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฅ ๐ค๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฅ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ฆ๐๐? ๐'๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐ช ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ช๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ ๐ก๐๐ช ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ฃ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ ๐๐. ๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐ช ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ช ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฃ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ ๐ก ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ค๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ก๐ช๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐ค๐ฅ๐๐๐. ๐พ๐ ๐, ๐ ๐ค๐จ๐๐๐ฃ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ก๐๐ฃ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐๐ฅ๐๐. โ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐๐'๐ฅ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ช ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ ๐๐๐๐?
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MOONMOON
Hey NON Subs, Thanks for watching the ads for me
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( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โญโฉโฎ Hey NON Subs, Thanks for watching the ads for me ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โญโฉโฎ ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โญโฉโฎ
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Trump
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OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?๐๐ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คข๐๐ข๐ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฎ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ๐๐๐๐๐ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ค๐
๐๐๐คข๐๐๐ซ๐คฏ๐
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
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I encountered a racist homophobic dreamphobe today.
I joined a discord server yesterday. My discord status was: "๐ please give me your cum daddy dream! i want to fuck that smiley face of yours ๐ช๐ช๐ช". I am a dreamgender, and I support Dream and will continue to support him until I am out of cum. Anyways, back to the story. Now, this fucking stupid mod DMs (Dream Messages) me. What does he says? He says the following.
"Your discord status is against our server rules, please remove or change your status. If you do not do this, we will have to ban/kick you."
Then, I immediately told the moderator that I am a 13 dreamgender girl. He didn't give a shit. I thought ALL moderators could get seduced. That was a fucking lie. Ugh! Anyways, we started arguing about how my status is extremely SFW and wholesome (i am obviously right.) I told him that i anted to speak with the manager. So, he created a group chat with me, the owner, and himself. I explained him the situation, how the moderator was a racist pedophile dreamphobe homophobe and a groomer. The owner did NOT believe me; a fellow Dreamgender person. I was so mad that I punched my dream themed computer so hard. Then, I realized what i had done. I punched my daddy dream monitor. I immediately DMd dream about this on twitter. I wrote a 20000 word apology to him. I was so depressed after my daddy dream monitor was gone.
Then, I logged to Discord on my dream themed phone. I could not believe what had happened. I got a DM from MEE6 saying that I got banned for the reason "inappropriate status". I was so mad. I immediately DM'd the owner about this. He didn't care, and he had the audacity to block a fellow DREAMGENDER person. I could not believe it. How could someone be this racist and dreamphobic? I cried myself to sleep that night and decided that I should go to therapy.
Please tell me, r/dreamgender! What should I do about this? I already called the entire swat team on this discord moderator after he said that "Dream sucks", but it seemed like the swat did not care at all! Please, dream community. Let's get together and end this moderator's life! R/DREAMGENDER, ASSEMBLE! ๐๐ค๐ค๐๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค