[Copypasta] I am Admiral Akbar, commander of the Somalian Piraterinos

Kripp's IQ is officially more than 1000

twitchquotes: nice win man you totally outplayed him on every level, every single play you did showed a whole new level of skill and meta beyond our mortal brains understandings, i have no idea how its even humanly possible to be so amazing at this card game as you are Kripp, your IQ is officially more than 1000

twitch chat

September 2014

Kripp

When a streamer complains it's seen as letting some steam out...

twitchquotes: Wʜᴇɴ ᴀ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴀɪɴs ɪᴛ's sᴇᴇɴ ᴀs ʟᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ sᴏᴍᴇ sᴛᴇᴀᴍ ᴏᴜᴛ. Bᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ Kʀɪᴘᴘ sᴛʀᴀᴘs ᴀ 30150-ALQAIDA ʙᴏᴍʙᴠᴇsᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ɪɴ ʀᴇᴍᴏᴛᴇ ᴅᴇᴛᴏɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ 15 ᴍᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴇxᴘʟᴏsɪᴏɴ ʀᴀᴅɪᴜs ᴏɴ ʜɪs ᴄʜᴇsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ʜɪs ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ Bʟɪᴢᴢᴀʀᴅ HᴇᴀᴅQᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀs ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʜᴇ ʟᴏsᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴀ Pʏʀᴏʙʟᴀsᴛ... ʜᴇ's ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ sᴀʟᴛʏ?

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Secret Puerto Rican lover

twitchquotes: Hola, Kripp, this is Antonio, Rania's secret Puerto Rican lover. I mistakenly left a package of my Magnum XXL Heavy-Duty Condoms at your place last night while you were complaining about a children's card game. I was hoping I could swing by tonight and pick them up. I'll just go in through the backdoor just like how I do with Rania, the dirty girl! Thanks, and good luck with your funny little computer game!

twitch chat

May 2016

Kripp

Classic

CATTARIAN WAS A SLOW AND DELICIOUS DINNER

twitchquotes: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) CATTARIAN WAS A SLOW AND DELICIOUS DINNER ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

twitch chat

August 2015

Kripp

All becoming SELLOUT

twitchquotes: ＷｈｅｎＳＰＯＮＳＯＲＥＤ，ｍｙｈａｎｄｇｏｅｓａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｉｎｍｙｐｏｃｋｅｔ．ＩｆｅｅｌｔｈｅｔｅｘｔｕｒｅｏｆｔｈｅｄｏｌｌａｒｓａｎｄＩｆｅｅｌＩｈａｖｅｓｅｘｗｉｔｈｔｈｅｓｐｏｎｓｏｒ．ＡｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇＳＥＬＬＯＵＴ

twitch chat

April 2016

Kripp

[Copypasta] I am Admiral Akbar, commander of the Somalian Piraterinos

Kripp's IQ is officially more than 1000

When a streamer complains it's seen as letting some steam out...

Secret Puerto Rican lover

Classic

CATTARIAN WAS A SLOW AND DELICIOUS DINNER

All becoming SELLOUT

sellout

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