[Copypasta] I am Admiral Akbar, commander of the Somalian Piraterinos

Give me a second guys, Dex says

twitchquotes: "Give me a second, guys," Dex says. "Gotta hit up the mailman" He turns down the volume on his bork, and immediately gives Kripp a swift kick down the stairs. As Kripp yelps loudly in pain, Dex overturns the nearest chair, yelling "Fuck this delivery!" as loudly as he can. Fey tries to calm him down, but Dex swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Dex wipes the blood off of his snout, sits back down at his ball, and resumes being a good doggy

twitch chat

January 2019

Kripp

ARTOSIS, ATTEND ME!

twitchquotes: ( ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง ARTOSIS, ATTEND ME! (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง (ง ◉◡◔)ง READY, SIR (ง ◉◡◔)ง

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

Ebolus enchantus

twitchquotes: (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ・｡ﾟ Ebolus enchantus(∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ・｡ﾟ Ebolus enchantus(∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ・｡ﾟ Ebolus enchantus

twitch chat

October 2014

Kripp

VAPE ME UP, VAPE ME UP INSIDE

twitchquotes: VapeNation

VAPE ME UP VapeNation

VAPE ME UP INSIDE VapeNation

CAN'T VAPE UP VapeNation

VAPE ME UP INSIDE VapeNation

VAPE MEEEEE VapeNation

CALL MY NAME AND VAPE ME VapeNation

twitch chat

April 2016

Kripp

VapeNation

Trump wakes up chained to the wall

twitchquotes: Trump wakes up chained to the wall of a small room with Kripp standing over him. Orange Juice begins pouring from the walls, quickly filling the space. Trump screams in horror as he struggles to get free. Kripp walks out, shuts the door and sits down to begin his stream, the white wall of the death chamber visible behind him for all his viewers to see

twitch chat

July 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] I am Admiral Akbar, commander of the Somalian Piraterinos

Give me a second guys, Dex says

ARTOSIS, ATTEND ME!

Ebolus enchantus

VAPE ME UP, VAPE ME UP INSIDE

VapeNation

Trump wakes up chained to the wall

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