[Copypasta] My Kripprecious

twitchquotes: They cursed us. Casual they called us. They cursed us, and drove us away. And we wept, Precious, we wept to be so alone. And we forgot the taste of ARPGs...the sound of grinderino...the softness of our gaming chair. We even forgot our own name. My Kripprecious.
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May 2015
Kripp
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It seems you've tarried Mrump

twitchquotes: Do you take Rania to be your lawfully wedded wife?" asks the priest. Kripp smiles as he slips the ring on her finger. "Yes I do," he says, squinting in the glare of a foggy day. The priest says, "You may kiss the bride." as the crowd cheers. Kripp lifts Rania's veil and recoils in horror. Trump smirks, "It seems you've tarried Mrump."
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February 2015
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This AI's hero power is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: โ˜‘ โ€œThis AI's hero power is CRAZY!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMy deck can't win against a hero power like thatโ€ โ˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those 4/4s to win" โ˜‘ โ€œHe hero powered the only card that could beat meโ€ โ˜‘ "He had the perfect hero power" โ˜‘ โ€œThere was nothing I could doโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œI played that perfectly"
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โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ—โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–Œโ–Œโ–„โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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December 2015
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United Chat of Kripperica

twitchquotes: Wแด‡, แด›สœแด‡ sแด˜แด€แดแดแด‡ส€s แดา“ แด›สœแด‡ แด„สœแด€แด›, ษชษด Oส€แด…แด‡ส€ แด›แด า“แดส€แด แด€ แดแดส€แด‡ แด˜แด‡ส€า“แด‡แด„แด› Dแดษดษขแด‡ส€, แด‡sแด›แด€ส™สŸษชsสœ sแด˜แด€แด, ษชษดsแดœส€แด‡ ษดแด แดษชssแด‡แด… สŸแด‡แด›สœแด€สŸ, แด˜ส€แดแด ษชแด…แด‡ า“แดส€ แด›สœแด‡ OJ, แด˜ส€แดแดแดแด›แด‡ แด›สœแด‡ ษขแด‡ษดแด‡ส€แด€สŸ แด˜แด€sแด›แด‡ส€ษชษดแด, แด€ษดแด… sแด‡แด„แดœส€แด‡ แด›สœแด‡ BสŸแด‡ssษชษดษขs แดา“ แดแดœส€ สŸแดส€แด… แด€ษดแด… sแด€แด ษชแดส€ Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แด›แด แดแดœส€ แด„สœแด€แด› แด€ษดแด… แดแดœส€ สแดแดœษดษขแด‡ส€ แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€s, แด…แด แดส€แด…แด€ษชษด แด€ษดแด… แด‡sแด›แด€ส™สŸษชsสœ แด›สœษชs Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜sแด›ษชแด›แดœแด›ษชแดษด า“แดส€ แด›สœแด‡ Uษดษชแด›แด‡แด… แด„สœแด€แด› แดา“ Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด‡ส€ษชแด„แด€
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This is the Prismata Police

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