Moby Dick, The Grapes of Wrath, Tom Sawyer
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Kirby is the best character Ultimate has to offer
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Honestly? If you think about it, Kirby is the best character Ultimate has to offer. D-tilt trips even at high %, his specials allow for mind games and early kills, the list goes on. While a top tier character, he requires the player to have a diverse skill set and deep understanding of the game to play. He's an underplayed, underappreciated gem of the smash roster but unfortunately, I think that less competent players like Nairo have a long way to go before utilizing him with his full potential.
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JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
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ヽJUSTICE｀、｀RAINSヽ｀ヽヽ☂ 
☂ ヽヽFROMヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ABOVEヽ｀
☂ ヽヽFROMヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ABOVEヽ｀
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I'm one with the kripp
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Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros", I know it's time. I full screen the stream and grab my vaseline. I apply a huge load onto my newly shaved butthole and rub it all around nice and even. And then, when kripp says "thanks, and welcome to the 5 dollar club", I place my butthole in front of the screen. It is in that moment, that kripp fists me. I moan with pleasure. I'm one with the kripp
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My name is Gabe Newell from the Microsoft team
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Good Evening, my name is Gabe Newell from the Microsoft team, and from analyzing your browser history we are here to inform you that your Windows XP Operating system is not valid. Your OS will be locked in 15 minutes until you have paid for the Microsoft product. If you have any questions or concerns please don't hesitate to call us!
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