[Copypasta] Instead of reading any of those, you decided to read this copypasta.

Moby Dick, The Grapes of Wrath, Tom Sawyer Instead of reading any of those, you decided to read this copypasta. No wonder you're retarded.
December 2020
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its 3 am and i fucked up really bad

I was hungry so i decided to eat some bbq wings and watch some anime. there was about 6 of it and i ate 3 and a half. that was when i started to feel a bit funky on my hand and mouth, and i thought to myself "wow, these bacteria are extra rough today". i used the flashlight on my phone to see what was going on and there was an army of ants covering my hands and i shit you not, i cough once and my mouth is a shotgun that shoots ants as bullets. i was covered in fear and ants and the urge to scream, but the fear of asian parents is stronger. i can only cry silently in a dark and quiet room, all alone, while being violated by ants.
April 2021

Could you guys be more serious and stop the spamming

twitchquotes: guys could you please be a little serious and stop the spamming? people are trying to enjoy the stream here, its hard to find a place where im accepted for who i am and when i see you all spam kripps chat it makes me feel rly bad because i know that he wants you to learn instead of joke around as well
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Kripp should change his name to hl_kripp

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life Incorporatedยฉ. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Well met m'ladies of Twitch Chat

twitchquotes: Wแด‡สŸสŸ แดแด‡แด› แด'สŸแด€แด…ษชแด‡s แดา“ Tแดกษชแด›แด„สœ Cสœแด€แด›! I'แด แด€ษด แด‡สŸษชษขษชส™สŸแด‡, า“แด€sสœษชแดษดแด€ส™สŸแด‡ (แดษดสŸส แด›สœแด‡ สŸแด€แด›แด‡sแด› แด›แด€ษชสŸแดส€แด‡แด… า“แด‡แด…แดส€แด€s) ส™แด€แด„สœแด‡สŸแดส€, แดกสœแด แด‡ษดแดŠแดสs แดษดสŸส แด›สœแด‡ า“ษชษดแด‡sแด› Dแดส€ษชแด›แดs (CแดแดสŸ Rแด€ษดแด„สœ). Iา“ แด€ษดส ส™แดœxแดแด า“แด‡แดแด€สŸแด‡s (ษดแด า“แด€แด›แด›ษชแด‡s) แด€ส€แด‡ ษชษดแด›แด‡ส€แด‡sแด›แด‡แด… ษชษด sแด‡x, แด˜สŸแด‡แด€sแด‡ sแด‡ษดแด… แดแด‡ แด€ Tแดกษชแด›แด„สœ PM.
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May 2015
Tempo Storm

Ban hammer

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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November 2014
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