Moby Dick, The Grapes of Wrath, Tom Sawyer
Instead of reading any of those, you decided to read this copypasta.
No wonder you're retarded.
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New positive chat with kripp'
twitchquotes:
γ½(ββΏββΏ)οΎ β βThis guy's deck is well chosen!β β "He had the skill and the heart of the cards!" β βHe drew into one of many possible cards that could beat me!β β "He drafted well, played well!" β βI gave the game my best, and that's all that matters!β β βIf I'm lucky, we can have another game soon!β γ½(ββΏββΏ)οΎ
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Kripp
Hearthstone
This Copypasta Is CRAZY!
And you thought there wouldn't be any bees in chat
This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!
twitchquotes:
β This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!β β βMy salt can't win against salt like thatβ β "He needed PRECISELY those two Kappas to win" β βHe top decked the only excuse that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect CTRL+V β βThere was nothing I could pasteβ β βI copypasta'd that perfectlyβ
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Kripp
This Copypasta Is CRAZY!
mods will time you out from the chat faster than TSM's 0-6 any% airport speedrun
twitchquotes:
Hi guys, please be careful - if you keep writing the same message, mods will time you out from the chat faster than TSM's 0-6 any% airport speedrun last year at World's. This is your last warning. I am a Twitch moderator.
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I identify as a meme
twitchquotes:
I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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