[Copypasta] Instead of reading any of those, you decided to read this copypasta.

Moby Dick, The Grapes of Wrath, Tom Sawyer Instead of reading any of those, you decided to read this copypasta. No wonder you're retarded.
December 2020
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This gentleman's deck is ABSURD!

twitchquotes: β˜‘ β€œThis gentleman's deck is ABSURD!” β˜‘ β€œMy deck cannot hope to prevail against a deck of that caliber” β˜‘ "He REQUIRED those two cards in subsequent order to succeed" β˜‘ β€œHe extracted from his deck the only cards capable of defeating me” β˜‘ "His cards defied logic" β˜‘ β€œThere was no manoeuvre at my disposal to secure victory” β˜‘ β€œI played impeccably”
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Is there an anime character stronger than Madara Uchiha?

twitchquotes: Is there an anime character stronger than Madara Uchiha? And I'm referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano'o, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu
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August 2019

Weebs

spagootie

sometimes i like to pronounce spaghetti as "spagootie" and it has been working out fantastically so far. honestly, this single change has improved my life more than you could ever imagine. i highly suggest everyone try this out and see where your life goes. probably make all your dreams come true in like 5 business days. next time you have a big bowl of piping hot marina drenched pasta in front of you say "spagootie time!!" or maybe something like "im so ready for this spagootie!" and see where the magic will take you.
April 2022

STFU

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Eggplants appear after every word

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Emoji Pasta

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