I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to 'fuck' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'fuck' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
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My husband is the moderator for a few different subreddits, and he genuinely thinks itβs a job
my husband refuses to look for a job even though I think it would be good for him (And we could use the additional income), but he just says heβs, βgot too much on his plate alreadyβ.
That being monitoring these stupid subreddits. And Everytime I bring it up he claims what heβs doing is unpaid labor similar to that of a homemaker. But he doesnβt clean or cook or do any of that the way he used to. He just monitors his stupid subreddits. I donβt know what to do.
Sometimes I want to leave him because I believe I may not be able to reach him.
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Mr. Musk I donβt feel so good.
Mr. Musk I donβt feel so good.
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Jared, one final ff
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The year is 2027, Jared has just returned from his third tour in North Korea. Each time he fired his rifle he whispered the same word, "/ff". He looks down to the 9mm in his belt and dreams of seeing imaqtpie and Dom one last time, one final "/ff'
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