I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to 'fuck' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'fuck' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
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He logs onto his Paypal account
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Several hours later, Svenskeren sits alone in his room at the Cloud9 team house. All of the other players are fast asleep. He logs onto his Paypal account and a wan smile etches its way across his face.
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DONALD TRUMP NUDES
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IF ๐บ๐ธ YOU ๐บ๐ธ SEE ๐บ๐ธ A LINK ๐บ๐ธ THAT ๐บ๐ธ SAYS ๐บ๐ธ DONALD ๐บ๐ธ TRUMP ๐บ๐ธ NUDES ๐บ๐ธ DONโT ๐บ๐ธ CLICK ๐บ๐ธ ITS ๐บ๐ธ A ๐บ๐ธ VIRUS ๐บ๐ธ THAT ๐บ๐ธ PUTS ๐บ๐ธ AMERICAN ๐บ๐ธ FLAGS ๐บ๐ธ BETWEEN ๐บ๐ธ EVERY ๐บ๐ธ WORD ๐บ๐ธ YOU ๐บ๐ธ TYPE
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Avoid embarrasing incidents
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Hey chat, take it easy please. Sometimes I see the same message posted twice. Take your time to actually read chat to avoid embarrassing incidents like this. Thank you. 
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SPAM THIS SLIME TO HELP C9
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SPAM 
THIS SLIME TO HELP C9
THIS SLIME TO HELP C9
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NOT ANOTHER CHILDREN'S CARD GAME
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Kripp sighs sitting at the dinner table. โI have to play hearthstone again, FUCK!โ Rania consoles him, โItโs okay sweetheart. I love you.โ Kripp responds in tears โI have been having fun playing POE but I only got 6k viewers last night, how will we eat if I donโt play that goddamned Hearthstone for these morons!โ Rania wraps her arms around Krippโs neck, โItโs okay baby, itโll be different, when Artifact comes out!โ Kripp lets out a scream, โNOT ANOTHER FUCKING CHILDRENโS CARD GAME!โ
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Kripp