I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to 'fuck' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'fuck' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
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Please fortnite i really Like big boob
Please fortnite i really Like big boob Like it would Be big and Add sex so i can Sex th e skin And Feet is Sex too Can there be special emote for big boo skin where is will Take off cloth And show be Feet
and I will be like mmm Sex so much I feet Yes!
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OVERWATCH LEAGUE T-MOBILE
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IN THE OVERWATCH LEAGUE. YOUR HYPING UP THE CHAT. TAKING YOUR TEAM TO #TRENDING. SPREADING MEMES AT TRACER LEVEL SPEED. ALL WHILE WATCHING US CAP THE POINT. SPEED LIKE THAT DESERVES A NETWORK THAT CAN KEEP UP. WITH T-MOBILE GET ALL THE OVERWATCH LEAGUE YOU CAN HANDLE. WITH COAST TO COAST COVERAGE. NOW YOUR ARENA IS WHERE YOU MAKE IT.
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Overwatch
Squid game has ruined my life
Squid Game has ruined my life. I canโt look at a PS4 controller without bursting out in laughter because it remind me of the guards. The electrical room from among us already ruined my fucking life and now the signs on it gives me a fucking heart attack because squid game. Shape toys? THE FUCKING GUARD SIGNS AGAIN! Pineapple guy is player #001? Wtf. The neutral emoji I canโt even look at it it turns into player #456 in my sleep. Nikocado Avocado has a square sign on his chest I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT HE WAS A SQUARE GUARD WTF!!! I canโt even eat doritos because of squid game. I canโt even play fucking splatoon because of that horrible squid game. The ๐ emoji just fucking turns into the doll from the first game and I canโt make it stop. I wanna fucking kill myself my life is fucking ruined
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LEC aka Legendary Elite Conference
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LEC - aka โLegendary Elite Conference,โ is a League for Riot Games that is often acclaimed for its limitless pool of talent and innovative gameplay. It is specifically known for embarrassing a certain minor region in the fastest MSI Finals ever.
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Dear streamer, I will be joining the doubters
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๐๐ฎ๐ช๐ป [streamer name] , ๐ ๐ป๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ป๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฏ๐พ๐ต๐ต๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ต๐ต ๐ซ๐ฎ ๐ป๐ฎ๐ผ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ๐ถ ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ช ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐๐ฒ๐ต๐ต ๐ซ๐ฎ ๐ณ๐ธ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ญ๐ธ๐พ๐ซ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ ๐ฒ๐ท ๐ญ๐ธ๐พ๐ซ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐๐ธ๐พ๐ป ๐ช๐ซ๐ฒ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ผ.
๐๐ฎ๐ช๐ป [streamer name] , ๐ ๐ป๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ป๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฏ๐พ๐ต๐ต๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ต๐ต ๐ซ๐ฎ ๐ป๐ฎ๐ผ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ๐ถ ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ช ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐๐ฒ๐ต๐ต ๐ซ๐ฎ ๐ณ๐ธ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ญ๐ธ๐พ๐ซ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ ๐ฒ๐ท ๐ญ๐ธ๐พ๐ซ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐๐ธ๐พ๐ป ๐ช๐ซ๐ฒ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ผ.
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