I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to 'fuck' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'fuck' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
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I, an atheist, accidentally said βoh my g*dβ instead of βoh my scienceβ
I, an atheist, accidentally said βoh my g*dβ instead of βoh my scienceβ
You read the title, I just cannot believe I said the βgβ word on accident. Am I even an atheist anymore? I donβt like religion or anything but like maybe it infiltrated me and is manipulating me to say βoh my g*dβ instead of βoh my scienceβ. Please guys it wasnβt me, I didnβt mean it. Iβm very disappointed in myself, I think I need to go to science camp or go to therapy. What if Iβm secretly religious? what should I do? Is my foreskin going to fall off?? Please can someone give me advice, any advice is appreciated.
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Hey Imaqtpie! I'm gonna volunteering at a Food Bank soon. Thanks for playing a fatty Yasuo game to teach me the tips on feeding! Thanks in advance and God bless
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As I approached the Kripp with my bulging juiced up biceps
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As I approached the Kripp with my bulging juiced up biceps, I heard a snicker. "Soda is healthier than milk, dude" says the Kripp. With one look at him I can already tell the only thing he lifts is card packs. Just as I'm about to punch him, he top decks Big Game Hunter and I am shot dead. "Who's juiced now?" smirks the Kripp.
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