I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to 'fuck' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'fuck' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
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I'm laughing straight to da bank with this
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gΠ½ΞΉΞ·g ΡΡΡΞ±ΞΉgΠ½Ρ ΡΟ βΞ± Π²Ξ±Ξ·ΠΊ ΟΞΉΡΠ½ ΡΠ½ΞΉΡ! βͺβͺβͺβͺ Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ο, Π½Ξ±Ο, Π½Ξ±Ο! βͺβͺ Β» βͺβͺ Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ο, Π½Ξ±Ο, Π½Ξ±Ο! βͺβͺΒ» βͺβͺΠ½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Οο»Ώ Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ο, Π½Ξ±Ο, Π½Ξ±Ο! βͺβͺ βͺβͺΠ½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ο, Π½Ξ±Ο, Π½Ξ±Ο! βͺβͺ Β» βͺβͺ Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ο Π½Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ξ±Ο
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Worst Matchup
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Jebaited isn't so great? Are you kidding me?
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isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a meme with such influence and beauty in Twitch chat? takes Twitch to another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see another Twitch meme with the same level of memeness. Unite my Twitch brothers! We will forever sing in the old Jewish hymn: "Kappa outdated. 
overrated. Long have we waited. Now we Jebaited."
isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a meme with such influence and beauty in Twitch chat? takes Twitch to another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see another Twitch meme with the same level of memeness. Unite my Twitch brothers! We will forever sing in the old Jewish hymn: "Kappa outdated. overrated. Long have we waited. Now we Jebaited."
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I officially hate Twitch. I worked so hard all day to make a copy pasta that would take the OWL by storm. But no one is considerate enough to copy it with me. Maybe I should just spam J 
K E like the rest of you sheep
K E like the rest of you sheep
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