I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to 'fuck' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'fuck' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
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Hearthstone Devs change a lightbulb
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How many Hearthstone Devs does it take to change a lightbulb???? It doesn't matter, because they don't know how to balance the ladder.
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Guys chill with the copy pastas
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Guys chill with the copy pastas. We have already read the message once, we donβt need to see it again. Some people are actually trying to send unique messages, please be considerate
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Valor To Me!
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(ΰΈ Ν Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ α΄ α΄Κα΄Κ, α΄α΄ α΄α΄ (ΰΈ Ν Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ <;ΒΊ ΰΌ½ sΗ«α΄α΄α΄α΄ <;ΒΊ ΰΌ½
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IM NOT A WEABOO
IM NOT A FUCKING WEABOO YOU FUCKING HATERS I JUST FUCKING LIKE ANIME OK???!!!! STOP THIS FUCKING SPAM IM NOT PRETENDING TO BE BORN IN JAPAN I JUST FEEL LIKE JAPAN IS MY HOME BECAUSE AMERICA SUCKS (BTW PLEASE VOTE BERNIE OR ILL LEAVE THIS PLACE) SO REALLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL YOU GUYS ONCE AND FOR ALL ITS NOT FUNNY TO ACCUSE ME OF BEING A WEABOO OR SOMETHING BECAUSE ITS JUST FALSE!!!