I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to 'fuck' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'fuck' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
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Kripp's next hoodie color
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Hey Kripp, Im excited to think of what the next hoodie color will be. This ones been going strong 20 days in a row now. Maybe we'll go back to the blue one or even the other light grey one that was worn for 30+ days. It's like a game now.
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cant understand how you have a popular stream
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cant understand how you have a popular stream. you keep saying βi dont even know what im doingβ and it shows. youβre strats... wait do you have any? doesnβt seem like it. you just seem consistantly terrible. dunno why people watch you. youβre not entertaining or educating or anything... just another garbage ARAM player... lost a potential watcher for... literally anyone else
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