[Copypasta] I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times.

I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to 'fuck' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'fuck' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
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I want to date Poki

twitchquotes: Hi poki :heart: i just wanted to say i really love you and i want to go on a date with you iโ€™m the one who drops 20$ on your stream everyday you can dm if you want :relaxed: i have the last 130$ on my paypal that iโ€™m gonna drop next stream just so we can meet ilysm i want to date really bad
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June 2020

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โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€ โ–“โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆ โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–’โ”€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–‘โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–“โ–‘โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ”€โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ”€โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–“โ”€โ–’โ”€โ–’โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ–’โ–‘โ”€โ”€โ–‘โ”€โ”€โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–‘โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–’ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–‘โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
ascii art
September 2021

Kripp ignores chat draft

twitchquotes: As a young boy, Kripp lived with his family in a chateau in Romania. Kripp had a younger sister who was born frail and prone to illness. The family always took special care to make sure she was never too cold or hot. One day Kripp's parents were late and told Kripp to put his sister to bed. Kripp accidentally left the window of the chateau open, his sister contracted pneumonia and died. At the funeral, his father sobbed and said "My son, why did you ignore the chat draft?"
twitch chat
November 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

The salt from your stream sucked the venom out of my wound

twitchquotes: Dear reynard. I was hiking in the Amazon Rainforest the other day when I was bit by a snake. Miles from the nearest city, I thought my life was over as the venom slowly spread across my body. But then I used my 4G to open twitch and the salt from your stream sucked the venom out of my wound and saved my life. Thanks Reynad!
twitch chat
November 2014
Reynad

Inflatable seahorse

twitchquotes: This deck is gayer than a malaysian transvestite f*cking a man on an inflatable seahorse
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp
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