[Copypasta] YEP COCK is modern expression of bacchic spirit

twitchquotes: Those plebs simply dont get it, all those who oppose YEP COCK are nothing more than a band of simpletons. YEP COCK is modern expression of bacchic spirit. YEP COCKER entering a chat is like priest of Dionysus Enorches, wielding a thyris and bearing wreath of grapevine. As the elder priest leading cultists in state of bacchic haze to sacred Eleusis YEP COCKER announces the unbridled joy of YEP COCKERY by the simple sign of YEP COCK which lets everyone forget of their quotidian struggles.
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June 2020
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Hey Caleb, I'm Yoshinori Kitase do you remember me

twitchquotes: Hey Caleb, I'm Yoshinori Kitase do you remember me, I'm the director of that game you really enjoy, FFVII. I'm here, sitting in my damn fcking good sofa on the Square Enix headquarter, laughing at your fcking face because you even can't finish Big Shoes category. Still remenber the last E3, the boys haved a lot fun looking your face after we don't enouncement FFVII remake. Stop be a fcking loser and speedrun that fcking Big Shoes category, damn guy.
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May 2019
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Team Rocket Prepare For Trouble in Japanese

twitchquotes: 尸尺乇尸卂尺乇 下口尺 δΈ…ε°Ίε£ε‡΅δΉƒδΉšδΉ‡! ε‚π ˜¨εˆ€ δ»Žε‚ι•ΏδΉ‡ ε·₯δΈ… εˆ€ε£ε‡΅δΉƒδΉšδΉ‡! 丅口 ε°Έε°Ίε£δΈ…δΉ‡εŒšδΈ… 丅卄乇 ε±±ε£ε°ΊδΉšεˆ€ δΈ‹ε°Ίε£δ»Ž εˆ€δΉ‡γƒͺ卂丂丅卂丅ε·₯口𠘨! 丅口 ε‡΅π ˜¨ε·₯δΈ…δΉ‡ ε‚δΉšδΉš ε°ΈδΉ‡ε£ε°ΈδΉšδΉ‡δΈ‚ ε±±ε·₯丅卄ε·₯𠘨 口凡尺 π ˜¨ε‚δΈ…ε·₯口𠘨! 丅口 εˆ€δΉ‡π ˜¨ε£ε‡΅π ˜¨εŒšδΉ‡ 丅卄乇 δΉ‡γƒͺε·₯δΉšδΈ‚ 口下 丅尺凡丅卄 ε‚π ˜¨εˆ€ 乚口γƒͺδΉ‡! 丅口 δΉ‡δΉ‚δΈ…δΉ‡π ˜¨εˆ€ 口凡尺 ε°ΊδΉ‡ε‚εŒšε„ 丅口 丅卄乇 丂丅卂尺丂 卂乃口γƒͺδΉ‡! 丁乇丂丂ε·₯δΉ‡! δΈε‚δ»ŽδΉ‡δΈ‚! δΈ…δΉ‡ε‚δ»Ž ε°Ίε£εŒšι•ΏδΉ‡δΈ… δΉƒδΉšε‚δΈ‚δΈ…δΈ‚ 口下下 卂丅 丅卄乇 δΈ‚ε°ΈδΉ‡δΉ‡εˆ€ 口下 乚ε·₯εŽΆε„δΈ…! δΈ‚ε‡΅ε°Ίε°ΊδΉ‡π ˜¨εˆ€δΉ‡ε°Ί 𠘨口山, 口尺 尸尺乇尸卂尺乇 丅口 δΈ‹ε·₯εŽΆε„δΈ…! δ»ŽδΉ‡ε£ε±±δΈ…ε„! 丅卄卂丅'δΈ‚ ε°Ίε·₯εŽΆε„δΈ…!
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August 2018

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November 2014

Math is "mental abuse to humans"

twitchquotes: You know how some people say that math is β€œmental abuse to humans”? Well, lemme tell you one thing: β€œMath” is an abbreviation for β€œmathematics”, so you’re only looking at 36% of the whole thing. What does the other 64% stand for? It stands for β€œexcept mostly at truly intelligently cool students”! That means, if you think math is mentally abusing you, you’re not truly intelligent or cool! You’re dumb and lame! So the next time someone gives you the first 36% of this ridiculous acronym, give them the other 64%. Don’t forget to tell them that they suck at etymology.
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October 2020

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I want to become a hearth

twitchquotes: I want to become a hearth. I know there’re people out there just like me, but I’m different. On November 14th, I’m moving to Jamestown; home of the hearths. I’ve cut off my arms, and now light myself on fire everywhere I go as training. I'm not be a hearth yet, but if you give me a chance, I will become the greatest hearth.
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