[Copypasta] in germany we have a beautiful saying if you like a girl

twitchquotes: in germany we have a beautiful saying if you like a girl "deine mutter lutscht schwΓ€nze in der hΓΆlle" it means your smile brightens my day :) Please no copy pasta
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July 2017
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You've seen Miku on stage, but what about your wrist?

You’ve πŸ“‘πŸ‘¨ seen πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸŽ…πŸ» Miku on πŸ”› stage, 4οΈβƒ£πŸ’– but 😠 what πŸ‘πŸΌ about πŸ₯΄ your πŸ‘‰ wrist? βŒšπŸ’― Wrist βŒšπŸ’― World 🌍 is an AR game 🎯 using 😏 wristbands, now πŸ«‚ featuring Hatsune Miku! Collect songs, dances, and even βœ‹ save 🦎 the world! 🌍 Do πŸ‘€ You πŸ‘€πŸ‘¦ Wrist βŒšπŸ’― World? 🌎 wrist βŒšπŸ’― world 🌍🌎🌏
June 2021

Emoji Pasta

Among Us player was ejected

twitchquotes: .  。    ‒  γ€€οΎŸγ€€γ€€γ€‚ γ€€γ€€.γ€€γ€€γ€€.γ€€γ€€γ€€ γ€€γ€€.     。   。 . γ€€.γ€€γ€€ 。  ࢞ 。  . β€’ . [Enter name] was ejected. . . γ€€ 。 . γ€€ γ€€γ€€γ€‚γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€οΎŸγ€€γ€€γ€€.γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€. ,γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€.γ€€ .γ€€γ€€ .
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September 2020

Among Us / Amogus

You will never be Japanese

You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.
April 2021

Weebs

I WANT TO TOUCH THE KRIPPARRIAN

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March 2014
Kripp

Hi I'm 13 and I just started watching Rick and Morty

twitchquotes: Hi I'm 13 and I just started watching Rick and Morty and I can tell you for a fact it's my favorite show!!. Lik the one time Ricky said said there's probably like no good !!!! i was agreeing so much I'am smarter then you're average fidget spinner teen at middle school to even though I have one. I may be young but I'm smarter then every theist on earth basically the show is also really deep when they said like no one was born for a reason I was so blown away as they must have big balls to say that on tv so I told my friends on minecraft and they agree too. LOL once when my mom took me to McDonald's I asked for the Mulan dipping sauce and the dumb bitch didn't even get the reference XD One time in class i evan shouted "I'm PICKLE RIIIICK!" and Mrs.Janice told me to go outside i fucking hate that cunt school is for dumb ppl just like what Rick said, i m too smart for such imbicells. But yeah I love Rick and Morty and I'm actually smart enough to get it to.
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September 2017

Rick and Morty

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