If you get pulled by a tornado, would the intense winds and stuff on your cock make you cum?
And what would happen if that cum get thrown on something like a public park or near a school? Would you get registered if they found out it's your cum?
What happened to this ad? :(
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Ben Shapiro destroys another leftist
"Mr. Shapiro, what are your thoughts on women's rights to have an abortion?"
Ben: "WELL, that's a very interesting QUESTION, SIR. Before I get started, did you know that my WIFE is a DOCTOR?"
Reporter: "...Mr. Shapiro, that's- not-"
Ben: "I didn't think so, LEFTIST. Now back to your question- 'should women be allowed to MURDER and SHOOT innocent BABIES and CHILDREN?"
Reporter: "Sir, that's not what my orig-"
Ben: "OBVIOUSLY not. Now according to PragerU UNIVERSITY, there once was a FARMER who had a DOG, and Bingo was his name-o. Do you know how to spell it?"
Reporter: (silence)
Ben: "B-I-N-G-O. And Bingo was his name-o."
(Stares reporter in the eye; has not blinked since the asked question)
"B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, And Bingo was his name-o."
Reporter: (Visibly taken aback) "Mr. Shapiro, this is ridiculo-"
(The conservative crowd begins laughing and shouting and singing with Ben)
All: "And Bingo was his name-o!"
(Ben shouting as the curtains close,) "Another CUCK LEFTIST DESTROYED! BAZINGA!"
Ben Shapiro
Watch Kripp's stream as punishment
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I'm typing this from prison where we are forced to watch Kripp stream as our punishment. If he gets to 12 wins we will all be let go. Otherwise we will be executed tomorrow morning. Please Kripp, we're all rooting for you 
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Kripp
Hearthstone
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?
โผ๏ธHOLY FUCKING SHITโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA ๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐คฌ๐กWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Oh youโre approaching meโโโโโโโโโโBut it was me, Dioโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
TSM aka "Tribe of Silver Monkeys"
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TSM, aka "Tribe of Silver Monkeys," is a team in Riot Games' Minor League that is often ridiculed for being washed-up and having an owner that looks like Wukong. It is specifically known for its obnoxious fanbase and mind-numbing throws.
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Classic
League of Legends
Why did I marry this angry bald internet man?
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Itโs 11 p.m. and i've finally gotten comfortable in bed. It's been a long day and finally being able to get some rest is such a luxury. But my peace is soon broken as my husband shouts from the other room "OH COME ON! That was such BULLSHIT! Fucking highrolled AGAIN." Why did i do this to myself. Why did I marry this angry bald internet man? I haven't slept properly in months for his constant yelling throughout the night. God help me.
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Kripp