If you get pulled by a tornado, would the intense winds and stuff on your cock make you cum?
And what would happen if that cum get thrown on something like a public park or near a school? Would you get registered if they found out it's your cum?
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Professional headmeat physician
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Hello Tyler, this is Dhanraj Ameer, the professional headmeat physician, thank you for contacting me last week. My team and I have been looking at x-rays of your skull and we are interested in a procedure that involves taking the head meat from the sides of your head and using it to fill in the dent in the middle. The procedure is popularly known as "Running it down mid". Let me know
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Tyler1
Hey reckfulβs brain, reckfulβs chat here
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Hey reckfulβs brain, reckfulβs chat here. The way you make reckful sad all the time is not very cash money of you. I donβt think itβs very considerate of you to make reckful feel this way. He already has a hard time with being bipolar, why are you so mean to reckful? I try to make him happy but you do not make it easy. Reckful is a good guy and doesnβt need you in his head all the time making things harder. Fix your chemical imbalance brain, it will make everyone feel better.
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Reckful
Somewhere in a parallel universe, Europe didn't need to be saved by America
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We will not go quietly into the night!
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We will not go quietly into the night! 
We will not vanish without a fight! Weβre going to live on! Weβre going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! BROTHERS, HOLD THE LINE π₯ _πͺ
We will not vanish without a fight! Weβre going to live on! Weβre going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! BROTHERS, HOLD THE LINE π₯ _πͺ
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Kripp