[Copypasta] Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto and I am begging you to stop drinking so much OJ. Since you became popular on the Twitch our sales have decreased by over 69% because Canadians want to be like you. For *** sake please drink some apple juice! If you continue drinking OJ, I wont be able to feed my family anymore
twitch chat
July 2015
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
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When Kripp stream Prismata, all becoming well slept

twitchquotes: ο½—ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž ｋｒｉｐｐ ｓｔｒｅａｍ οΌ°ο½’ο½‰ο½“ο½ο½ο½”ο½οΌŒο½ο½™ ο½…ο½™ο½… ο½ο½•ο½”ο½ο½ο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œο½™ ｇｏ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½‚ο½…ο½„οΌŽ ｉ ο½—ο½ο½”ο½ƒο½ˆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｓｔｒｅａｍ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½†ο½…ο½…ο½Œ ｉ ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½… ο½“ο½Œο½…ο½…ο½ ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½‚ο½…ο½„οΌŽ ａｌｌ ο½‚ο½…ο½ƒο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½—ο½…ο½Œο½Œ ο½“ο½Œο½…ο½ο½”.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Kripp's high time in coma

twitchquotes: Kripp, this is doctor Jeffrey Shih from the Athens General Hospital. You’ve been in a coma for several years now due to an overload of copypasta. I’m trying out a new method to get through to you. Please wake up! Your family misses you very much. Please wake up, you *** retard!
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

ULU

twitchquotes: β–‘β–’β–“β–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–„β–ˆ β–ˆβ–„β–„ β–ˆβ–„β–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–’β–‘
twitch chat
July 2016
Kripp

Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here. I understand you are willing to sell yourself out like a cheap Romanian hooker to any two-bit game development outfit as long as they dangle some shekels in front of your beady little eyes? Great! Because I have this brilliant game in beta testing right now called "Watching Paint Dry" and I am willing to pay you $5.00 USD to play it for 24 hours straight. Let me know what you think, you glorious sellout!
twitch chat
June 2016
Kripp

sellout

Classic

SautΓ© the Pepperoni

twitchquotes: First you boil some pasta, preferably Fagottini ( Ν‘β—• ΝœΚ– Ν‘β—•)οΎ‰ ~~~~~Then you sautΓ© the Pepperoni ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)βŠƒβ” (o o o)
twitch chat
March 2015
Kripp
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