[Copypasta] Hello Chat! I like attention

twitchquotes: Hello Chat! My name is Attention Whore. I only speak in large paragraphs or spam in short messages all in caps. I will consistently spam profanity almost in an attempt to find the boundaries of what is a bannable offense. Please yell at me and give me all your attention. Thank you for understanding and don't copy and paste this :) :)
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Impossible to be happy and sad at the same time

twitchquotes: haHAA they say it's impossible to be happy & sad at the same time haHAA My wife told me i have the biggest d*ck out of all my brothers haHAA
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A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a cage

twitchquotes: A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a cage far too small for himself. Malnourished because of his "vegan" diet, his ribs are clearly visible through his coat. He barely has the energy to move, let alone enjoy life. Yet, he knows there's hope. He knows he could draw attention to himself, as he hears Kripp constantly talking to someone. In a single act of defiance, Dex barks to draw attention to his dire situation. "Quiet, Dex" is his only reply as Kripp ignores his pleas yet again.
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NOW RISE, DARTH DONGER

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌ Ν‘ΰΌΌΩ„ΝœΰΌ½ΰΌ½ NOW RISE, DARTH DONGER. /{β–€η›Šβ–€}\ Where is Reynad? Is he okay? ΰΌΌ Ν‘ΰΌΌ Μ―Κ–ΰΌ½ΰΌ½ It seems in your Spam, you killed him. /{β–€η›Šβ–€}\ What!? HE WAS ALIVE! I FELT IT. Noooooooooooo! ΰΌΌ Ν‘ΰΌΌΩ„ΝœΰΌ½ΰΌ½
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