[Copypasta] Hello Chat! I like attention

twitchquotes: Hello Chat! My name is Attention Whore. I only speak in large paragraphs or spam in short messages all in caps. I will consistently spam profanity almost in an attempt to find the boundaries of what is a bannable offense. Please yell at me and give me all your attention. Thank you for understanding and don't copy and paste this :) :)
twitch chat
May 2020
I used to be a real ad
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Summit i am a chicken from cs go

twitchquotes: Summit i am a chicken from cs go ... i barely survived inferno ... i just want you and ur friends stop killlin my chickens or im gonna peck the sh1t out of you .My dream is to travel from A sight to B at my friend horse near construction without getting hurt together with my chicks and u always ruin it... please copy paste and stop this madness , let a chicken cross inferno my brothers
twitch chat
April 2016
Summt1g

CSGO

I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me šŸ˜«

I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me šŸ˜«
December 2020

WallStreetBets

Lmao you call yourself a XQC fan? Iā€™m fucking loaded on reddit accounts bro

Lmao you call yourself a XQC fan? Iā€™m fucking loaded on reddit accounts bro. I practically control r/place, Iā€™m that fucking powerful. Try talking in chat again when youā€™re a true fan...
April 2022
xQcOW

I have a REAL and GENUINE relationship with my streamers

twitchquotes: OMG this guy is so wrong. As a longtime sub and donator, I have a REAL and GENUINE relationship with my streamers. When I send them donos they thank me personally on stream so I'm pretty sure they know who I am haha
twitch chat
June 2020

Simps

My girlfriendā€™s dad is a banking exec (post on /r/cryptocurrency)

My girlfriendā€™s dad is a banking exec, I told him Iā€™m all in on crypto He and I met yesterday. He is a kind and mild mannered guy who comes off as deeply intelligent. I asked him how he felt about decentralized finance and he said it was a risky venture (no surprise from his banking point of view) and anyone putting money into it is a fool. He seemed disappointed that his daughterā€™s boyfriend wanted to talk about crypto. For me, crypto has fundamentally changed my life - it has taught me about finance, geopolitics, and that I have the agency to live a life I wasnā€™t sure was possible. So, when he seemed disappointed, what did I do? I doubled down. I gave an impassioned speech about why cryptocurrency is changing the world and democratizing resources that traditionally only the wealthy had access to. It is giving poor communities a fighting chance and that it is revolutionary and something that is a big part of my investment strategy. I donā€™t know what the point of this post is, but I just, idk, he made me feel like a fool of an investor because he either just doesnā€™t get it or is scared of it and I feel like his view of me has become less favorable in terms of dating his daughter, but Iā€™m going to stand up for what I believe in. Ramble over.
September 2021

Cryptocurrency

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