[Copypasta] Coke Gaming ad script

twitchquotes: Oh my god, what the hell? what's going on? What, oh my god. Coke, are you serious right now? COKE GAMING WHAT! You are invited to the Twitch Partner Program! HI, I Just got partnered. We got partnered boys. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What! Coke Gaming, what Is this? 10,000 bits? Coke Gaming, thank you so much for the 10,000 bits! Thanks. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you Coke.
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December 2019
Script of super annoying Coke Gaming ad that was constantly played on Twitch
What happened to this ad? :(
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I accidentally ran over my wifeโ€™s pet rabbit with my car

So my wife works from home and she is a graphic designer. She is working from home because the rabbit is very needy and cannot be apart from her without screaming itโ€™s head off. She barely leaves the house due to this and it is difficult because I have to do everything for her and them that requires leaving the house. Whenever we go anywhere together the rabbit has to go with her. However since that post was posted I had developed a plan with the help from some dms and comments I had been acting sick all night and all morning and convinced my wife to go to the market for me to get me medicine. Some Tylenol and cough syrup. She was worried about the rabbit and suggested taking it with her but I somehow convinced her to go without it. We live in a rural area and the closest store is about 20 minutes away. So I hatched my plan as soon as she left. I grabbed that little shit by the neck and while it kicked and screamed I put it into an Amazon box and rushed to the car with it. Initially the plan was to release him into the wild so I drove to the closest wild spot which happens to be a campsite and let the little parasite out. He is partially blind so he just sat there for a bit and I pushed it closer to the grass off the gravel parking lot and it started sniffing around and shit. At this point I thought I was home free and I got into the car to leave but the little shit noticed me getting in and ran towards the car when I started it and moved the car over a bump and I heard a scream. I didnโ€™t know what to do do I started driving and stopped the car a little further away and it was lying there on the gravel parking lot as I started to panic. I didnโ€™t want to kill it I just wanted it gone. Instead I drove over it like a speed bump. I put him back into the box and Drove to the vet. My wife is calling my phone I donโ€™t know what to do, Iโ€™m writing this in the waiting room of the vet. I fucked up. The whole thing is a blur. Edit: rabbit is alive, driving home, will update
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WutFace alternative

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Scrapper from Mr Bean

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September 2021

I sexually identify as Microsoft Windows 10

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as Microsoft Windows 10. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over PCs dropping hotfixes on braindead users. People say to me that a person being Windows 10 is Impossible and Iโ€™m fucking retarded but I donโ€™t care, Iโ€™m beautiful. Iโ€™m having a plastic surgeon install Cortana, Windows App Store and a keylogger on my system. From now on I want you guys to call me โ€œWindows Update 10.0.10586โ€ and respect my right to update from above and update needlessly. If you canโ€™t accept me youโ€™re a windowphobe and need to check your OS privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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May 2016

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Reynad and Lea

twitchquotes: ๏ผฒ๏ผฅ๏ผน๏ผฎ๏ผก๏ผค ๏ผก๏ผฎ๏ผค ๏ผฌ๏ผฅ๏ผก ๏ผณ๏ผฉ๏ผด๏ผด๏ผฉ๏ผฎ ๏ผฏ๏ผฎ ๏ผก ๏ผค๏ผฅ๏ผฃ๏ผซ, ๏ผท - ๏ผฅ - ๏ผฌ - ๏ผฌ - ๏ผญ - ๏ผฅ - ๏ผด
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