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I hate it when people type "xD" 
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Kripp can't beat anyone
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My dad beats me 
My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone 
My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone
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Kripp
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Hey guys, this is my very first MEME
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Hey guys, this is my very first MEME. Hope you guys like it! Thanks for listening.
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MLK Fortnite event helped my little brother stop his racism
My little brother (10) has always been one for those toxic semi racist squeakers youād find on Xbox lobbyās. Iāve walked in on him saying the n word to people in squads and heard him say the word when in a fit of rage. Iāve tried to tell him thatās hurtful and not acceptable at all but he doesnāt listen to me and insists he isnāt racist and that heās just saying it because heās angry. Iāve told my parents and they say the same thing, but they never enforce punishment because he is doing excellent in school due to the incentive of using his Xbox. Then the mlk event happened and it allowed him to see the history of segregation this country has had. It allowed me to show him the history of the words he used and how they were used to demean African Americans. He promised me he wouldnāt say it again Thank you epic, while most say the event was tone deaf, it really helped me teach my brother a lesson.
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Rudy Giuliani brings a plate of evidence
Holy shit. Rudy Giuliani came into the presser to bring me a plate of election fraud evidence and I literally screamed at him and hit the plate of evidence out of his hand. He started yelling "HEEEREEE'S KRAKEN!" at me and I cut the live feed on him. Iām so distressed right now I donāt know what to do. I didnāt mean to do that to Rudy but Iām literally in shock from the evidence tonight. I feel like Iām going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This canāt be happening. Iām having a fucking breakdown. I donāt want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want to Build Back Betterā¢. I want Biden to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasnāt supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Michigan???? This is so fucked.
2020 US Election
Fantastic AoE2 player
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"Streamer's name" is a fantastic player, he only needs to work on his scoutings, build orders, strategy choices, eco management, army compositions, control groupings, unit splits, xbow dances, mangonel attack grounds, monk micros, knights surroundings, galley fights, laming, clicking precision, building placements, not getting housed, map bans and civ choices.
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