[Copypasta] I hate it when people type "xD"

twitchquotes: I hate it when people type "xD" :\
twitch chat
September 2019
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas

Please Lord Give Kripp Bad RNG

twitchquotes: BlessRNG PLEASE LORD BlessRNG GIVE KRIPP BlessRNG BAD RNG BlessRNG SO WE MAY FEAST BlessRNG UPON HIS BlessRNG SALTY BOUNTY BlessRNG
twitch chat
March 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

salty

Only the realest homie can stack the perfect T

twitchquotes: TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € TriHard β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € TriHard β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € TriHard β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € TriHard Only the realest homie can stack the perfect T.
twitch chat
February 2020

Hey guys I'll be playing HS today

twitchquotes: BrokeBack Hey guys I'll be playing HS today BrokeBack Watch as I play children cards and whine about RNG for 6 hours BrokeBack How fun and interactive! BrokeBack Please join the 5 dollar club for more amazing content BrokeBack
twitch chat
August 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

Soju special starter kit

Soju special stater kit βœ” already won the game βœ” This lobby’s playing for second βœ” This is my last loss βœ” I win out from here βœ” My board is too lit βœ” HP is fake βœ” I’m about to spike hard βœ” That’s a fake loss βœ” 20hp? That’s 3 lives βœ” This game is over βœ” We win out βœ” We're actually scaling βœ” last loss βœ” it's a fast 9 βœ” going eif
July 2022
k3soju

Teamfight Tactics

which position would you be in a human centipede?

When asked "which position would you be in a human centipede?" most would answer "first." I, however would answer third. Why you ask? When asked "which position would you be in a human centipede?" most would answer "first." I, however, would answer third. Why you ask? When the first member of the centipede is fed, they will eventually defecate forcing the second member to ingest their feces. One could imagine that would be considered incredibly disgusting. As such, the second member would immediately vomit. After vomit travels into the first member's anus and up into their colon, they'll then pust another load into the second member's mouth even more disgusting than the last. The third member would never ingest the feces of the second member as they will always vomit what the first member expels back into them. The third member of the centipede gets to chill while the first and second trade a volley of shitty barf with each other forever.
May 2022
Text-to-Speech Playing