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I sexually Identify as an LGM-30 Minuteman III
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I sexually Identify as an LGM-30 Minuteman III intercontinental ballistic missile. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of delivering a W78 nuclear warhead with an explosive yield of 3x500 kilotons of TNT anywhere on the planet at Mach 23. People say to me that a person being a Minuteman III is impossible and I鈥檓 锘縤ncredibly destructive but I don鈥檛 care. I鈥檓 having Air Force Global Strike Command install new three-stage solid-fuel rocket engines and give me an $86 billion upgrade on my 59 foot body. From now on I want you guys to call me "ICBM" and respect my right to be in service until at least the 2030s. If you can鈥檛 accept me you鈥檙e missileophobe and need to check your local AFB for missile silos. Thank you, and I'll see you in WW3.
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Kripp gets in trouble exploiting Noz and jousting
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(路炭墓摊路炭 炭)" Kripp, This is Officer Dongerino of the Blizzard PD. We need to question you about your Noz deck and jousting exploit. If any of you copy and paste this, you will be subject to banning from Blizzard games forever. Come with me, Kripp (路炭墓摊路炭 炭)
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This is the 12-0 Police, you're coming with... nevermind
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(炭路炭墓摊路炭 炭) This is the 12-0 Police, you're coming with ... Nevermind wrong person. (路炭墓摊路炭 炭)
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My Kappa is broken
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Can I mod your chat?
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Can I mod your chat? I graduated top of my class in the US Navy kappa鈥檚, I鈥檝e been involved in numerous raids on Kripparrian鈥檚 chat with over 300 confirmed bans. I鈥檓 trained in copy pasta warfare and I鈥檓 the top mod on Twitch.
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