[Copypasta] Kripp suffers from Casualitis

twitchquotes: Romanian doctor say in thick accent, "He suffer from Casualitis, too many salts in blood." OJ is injected into the Kripp, but he continues to mumble "Really bro," and "Wow," numerous times. A priest enters and rips a bag of pepperonis over the Kripp. Papparin say "Drink with me friends," and offer cappucino to all.
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September 2014
Kripp
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October 2014
Kripp

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August 2016
Kripp

Hafu is jealous of Rania

twitchquotes: ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝŠ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€โ€˜โ€˜๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ†๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝ’โ€™โ€™ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‡๏ฝˆ๏ฝ”๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‹ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆใ€€๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ†๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ผจ๏ฝ๏ฝ†๏ฝ•ใ€€โ™กโ™กโ™กใ€€๏ผฐ๏ฝŒ๏ฝš ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ
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March 2014
Kripp

What if we make Firelands Portal a common?

twitchquotes: "How did Kripp get 12 wins?" Ben Brode demanded at the board meeting. "You were supposed to be monitoring him, Charlie." "Sorry, I must've fallen asleep. He was streaming some boring action-RPG earlier today." Ben Brode frowned. "The salt shortage is cutting into our profits. We're going to need a solution, quick." Sarah raised her hand. "What if we make Firelands Portal a common?"
twitch chat
August 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Please ask your opponent to emote Kripp

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, whenever I watch you it is hard for me to tell if my video has frozen or not because your face never moves. Please ask your opponent to emote so I know it's live!
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June 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

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