[Copypasta] I keep seeing people posting the same message

twitchquotes: Guys this is awkward, sorry I have to point this out. I keep seeing people posting the same message within very short periods of time, causing the auto scroll function to go crazy. Could you please follow the chat history more closely before you post and make the chat experience more pleasant for everyone? Thanks :)
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June 2019
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Putin had a private screening of Morbius

Vladimir Putin had a private screening of Morbius at the Kremlin. Rumor has it when he walked out, he burst into tears, called up his top generals, and ordered a full withdrawal of Russian troops from Ukraine. He then flew to Kyiv and personally signed a peace treaty with Volodymyr Zelenskyy, pledging the Russian ruble equivalent of $500 billion to the Ukrainian people to help repair damages caused by the war. When asked why he had this sudden change of heart, Putin responded โ€œI have encountered the Morb, and he has Morbed in my heart. I now believe we must all allow ourselves to be Morbed for the sake of world peace.โ€
June 2022

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August 2018

I, a god-level CoD player, could join the military

Ok. Listen up bud. Youโ€™re a kid, and youโ€™re getting cocky. You snuck in a few good quick scopes and got a few points ahead of me, but you have no chance. I am a Call of Duty god. I would be killing terrorists in Iraq if it werenโ€™t for the fact that I would punch the drill sergeant in the face if he even looked at me funny. So donโ€™t get cocky, bud. Or just like my kill/death ratio, youโ€™re going down, kid. As soon as I finish the campaign Iโ€™m tracking your IP, hunting you down and beating the crap out of you. Youโ€™ve been warned.
February 2021

ZULUL if you understand this communique

twitchquotes: ZULUL if you understand this communique, you have been defeated ZULUL and you must post identical communique in chatroom ZULUL never ending cycle ZULUL
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March 2019
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Hungrybox is in need of a MAJOR comeback!

twitchquotes: Hungrybox is in need of a MAJOR comeback! I got you, son! Mom? hit noises ding Yes! Amazing! A surprise save from Hungryboxโ€™sโ€ฆ.mother? Your moves were a little bit off son, you must be hungry. Fuel up on Campbellโ€™sยฎ Chunkyยฎ Soup. Thanks Mom. Now, letโ€™s smash this noob!
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May 2020
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