I used to be a real ad
Howdy Kripp, my name is Bill and I work in the meat industry. I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all the vegan propaganda you're spreading on this here livestream. You rave about the health benefits of becoming a leaf-muncher, but look at you! You're a pale, scrawny, hallowed-out husk of a man. Hell, you probably can't even lift up a hamburger with those pitiful arms of yours. If you don't stop hating on meat, I'm gonna come by in my truck and force-feed you my "giant sausage!"
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] Look subs, I have more money than you
My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone 
