twitchquotes:
8=====> Only the chosen one can hold his donger โ 
โ
โ
twitch chat
I used to be a real ad
More Classic Copypastas
bbz will u luv me 4evr
gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO.." ... da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx
Classic
Can the mods ban us all?
twitchquotes:
can 
the mods ban us all
the mods ban us all
twitch chat
MODS
Classic
we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce
gf is prego
we like to get kinky anyways
one night things get particularly saucy
i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
ohshitohshitohshitohshit
i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
she's still bleeding everywhere
by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
he takes one look at ther and says
"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
"WHY THE FUCK NOT???"
"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
Classic
American Test Passed
twitchquotes:
โ Obesity โ ๐ฅ๐ซ โ Laziness โ Stupidity โ ๐ต โ McDonald's โ Donald Trump โ $70k College โ Bad healthcare โ Bad food โ Bad music โ Fahrenheit โ Pounds โ Inches โ AMERICAN TEST PASSED
twitch chat
Classic
EU vs NA
Singlee and ready to Minglee
twitchquotes:
SINGLEE AND READY TO MINGLEE
SINGLEE AND READY TO MINGLEE
twitch chat