[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can hold his donger

twitchquotes: 8=====> Only the chosen one can hold his donger โŽ PogChamp โŽ 
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Kripp's gotta hit up the bathroom

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GME to the moon

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YOU DON'T GET TO TENTACLE ME OCTO-CHAN!

twitchquotes: โงนโ•ฒโŽโงน PunOko โŽ โ•ฑโงธโŽ  Squid1 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4 YOU DON'T GET TO TENTACLE ME OCTO-CHAN! โงนโ•ฒโŽโงน PunOko โŽ โ•ฑโงธโŽ 
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