[Copypasta] You have been presented with superior intellect

Meet the Engineer TF2

twitchquotes: Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

twitch chat

June 2019

The message can only be posted 10 more times

twitchquotes: this message can only be posted 10 more times or else serious consequences will commence

twitch chat

March 2015

Kripp

This new spam is too spicy for this casual chat

twitchquotes: tbSpicy

THIS

NEW

SPAM

TOO

SPICY

FOR

THIS

CASUAL

CHAT

DONT

YOU

DARE

COPY

twitch chat

September 2015

Kripp

Leifgirl, the Leifman's sister

twitchquotes: Stop it, guys. I'm Leifman's sister, and mother of our beautiful little daughter, Leifgirl. The spam and constant harassment in this chat is driving my beloved Leifman insane. Since he became moderator, he's spending all his time here, and can't provide for his family, anymore. Please, Leifman, get back to work in our salt plant, we need the money.

twitch chat

July 2014

Kripp

Hot Twitch streamers are just not good for my health

Her streams are just not good for my health. She is so hot I skip every stage and go straight to post nut clarity, then I get a deep feeling of loneliness and dread. I just don't know what to do with myself and everything seems pointless.

December 2021

[Copypasta] You have been presented with superior intellect

Meet the Engineer TF2

The message can only be posted 10 more times

This new spam is too spicy for this casual chat

Leifgirl, the Leifman's sister

Hot Twitch streamers are just not good for my health

Coomer

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