[Copypasta] Apology letter from the condom factory

twitchquotes: What in the actual rainbows is wrong with your brain? Did you IQ test return with negative results or something? I’m getting closer and closer to believing that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. Jesus Christ. Love the content keep it up.
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December 2020
What happened to this ad? :(
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Banana

twitchquotes: banana, you're a banana. are you feeling sorry for yourself? well you should be cause you are fruit, you make me sick you big banana.
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Pro players that go to tournaments are not the best

twitchquotes: The "pro" players that go to tournaments and stuff are NOT the best players in the world, not even close. These are just the best players of the type of losers who have the personality deficiency that compels them to actually go to gaming tournaments.
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April 2019

When well met, my eye automatically go to the paladin

twitchquotes: ļ½—ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½Žć€€ļ½—ļ½…ļ½Œļ½Œć€€ļ½ļ½…ļ½”ļ¼Œć€€ļ½ļ½™ć€€ļ½…ļ½™ļ½…ć€€ļ½ļ½•ļ½”ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½Œļ½™ć€€ļ½‡ļ½ć€€ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½…ć€€ļ½ļ½ļ½Œļ½ļ½„ļ½‰ļ½Žļ¼Žć€€ļ½‰ć€€ļ½„ļ½‰ļ½–ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½…ć€€ļ½“ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½…ļ½Œļ½„ć€€ļ½ļ½™ć€€ļ½„ļ½‰ļ½ƒļ½‹ć€€ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ć€€ļ½†ļ½…ļ½…ļ½Œć€€ļ½‰ć€€ļ½ˆļ½ļ½–ļ½…ć€€ļ½“ļ½…ļ½˜ć€€ļ½—ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½ˆć€€ć€€ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½…ć€€ļ½’ļ½…ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½•ļ½‰ ļ½”ļ¼Žć€€ļ½ļ½Œļ½Œć€€ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ć€€ļ½‡ļ½…ļ½”ć€€ļ½„ļ½ļ½—ļ½Žļ¼Ž
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March 2014
Kripp

I am like a boomerang, I will always return

twitchquotes: Dear nazi mods. you may have permabanned my other account, but shitposting will always find a way. I will lie about how to make faces. I will accuse teams of 322. I will raise my dongers. So don't even waste your time banning me, because I am like a boomerang. I will always return. Pls no copy pasterino dongerino cappucino.
twitch chat
March 2014

MODS

deIlluminati face

twitchquotes: ( deIlluminati ĶœŹ– deIlluminati )
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Kripp
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