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iβm an UwU in the streets but an OwO in the sheets
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I used to be a real ad
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Are you ready for my demolisher?
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Reynad moaned softly as Hyp3d pressed up against him. "Are you ready for my demolisher?" quipped Hyp3d. Reynad gave a short gasp "B-But it's too early, you donβt have enough mana!" Hyp3d shyly replies, "I've got a Coin-dom right here."
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Reynad
XL Super Sized Monster
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"Oh my God," gasped Raina. That thing is HUGE, its going to make me so wet!. Kripp smirked, "Yup." He began pumping furiously as the pressure built up and his Vegan strength began to dwindle. "Are you ready?" Kripp said cheekily. "I don't know about this, I think we should..." but it was too late. Kripp blasted her point blank, gentlely bruising her skin with a pressure rating well above 2. "Next time you can do me," said Kripp as he put away his XL Super Sized Monster.
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Kripp
Spider-Dong
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β=β‘Ξ£/β²/( Ν‘Κ ΝU Ν‘Κ)/\β±\ αΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌ½α Help me, I'm being chased by Spider-Dong!! /β²/( Ν‘Κ ΝU Ν‘Κ)/\β±\ αΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌ½α
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Amaz
I saw 1.9293948382% of a girl's shoulders today
I saw 1.9293948382% of a girl's shoulders today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine caused my the impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my ΓΌbernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of New Jersey to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions.
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