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i’m an UwU in the streets but an OwO in the sheets
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Teddy Roosevelt messages Kripp
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Hi Kripp, This is Teddy Roosevelt calling! I am concerned that you have formed a monopoly on the hearthstone section of twitch dot telly. You must renounce this darkness immediately or I will SMITE YOU like I did Andre Carnegie and Nelson Rockemsockem. You must give up your monopolistic ways or face the mighty wrath of the White House and the US Judicial system. Much love to Rania and the baby. Regards, yo boi TD
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Hearthstone
Daddy, are the Spammers gone?
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┻┳| •.•) Daddy, are the Spammers Gone? ┻┳|(҂`_´) ,︻╦╤─ ҉ NOPE,SON GET BACK IN YOUR BEDROOM
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Riot Games
༼ つ _ ༽つGreetings twitch chat
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༼ つ _ ༽つGreetings twitch chat, at midnight i will celebrate halloween by killing people who didn't Copy pastarino this message. Do it now or you will be dead at 00:00. Copy pastarino NOW or Rip in peperoni's.༼ つ _ ༽つ
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imaqtpie
Slim down and shout less T1
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Hey T1, I was wondering if you could please take a month off of going to the gym to slim down a bit? Your huge masculine, muscular frame intimidates me and distracts me from the gameplay that I'm here to savor. Also please try to shout less I have sensitive ears. Thank you 
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Tyler1
HELLO BLIZZARD I WANT TO REPORT A BUG
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HELLO BLIZZARD 📞 I WANT TO REPORT A BUG 📞 MY OPPONENTS ARE ALL NETDECKERS
HELLO BLIZZARD 📞 I WANT TO REPORT A BUG 📞 MY OPPONENTS ARE ALL NETDECKERS
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