[Copypasta] Magic the Gathering Thought Erasure

twitchquotes: Yesterday, there was a Magic the Gathering tournament at my local hobby shop. My girlfriend decided to tag along and come support me. I ended up doing pretty poorly (1-3), but the hobby shop gave out a consolation prize of a random foiled uncommon card. The card that I received was called "Thought Erasure" and immediately held the card up to my girlfriend and said "AND I CAST THOUGHT ERASURE, BE GONE THOT!" as a joke, but said it pretty loudly. The shop is pretty small and a lot of people caught wind of my act and needless to say my girlfriend was very embarrassed. We're home now and she still hasn't spoken to me. I'm fucked boys.
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June 2020

Sub with Twitch Prime

โฃฟโข›โก›โกŸโขปโกŸโฃฟโข›โก›โฃฟโฃฟโขปโ Ÿโขฟโขปโ ›โฃŸโ ›โฃ›โกŸโฃฟโ ›โฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโขฆโกโฃ‡โขธโก‡โฃฟโขจโก…โขปโฃฟโกŒโขธโ ˆโฃผโ €โฃฟโ €โฃฟโก‡โฃคโ €โฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃถโฃฟโฃถโฃฟโฃถโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃถโฃฟโฃฟ โฃโก‰โข‰โกโกฟโ นโกโกโขนโก‰โข‰โฃนโข‹โก™โฃฟโขนโกโขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโก‡โขธโฃงโ €โก‡โข โก‡โขธโก‡โขธโฃฟโ ธโกŸโฃฟโข โก„โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟโฃถโฃทโฃพโฃทโฃพโฃทโฃพโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃพโฃทโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโขฉโกโกโขฉโก‰โกโขนโ ‰โขนโ ‰โฃฟโข‰โฃ‰โฃฟโก‡โ ปโ Ÿโ โ ˜โ ฟโ ‹โฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโข โฃดโก‡โข โ โก‡โขธโ €โก˜โก†โฃฟโ ฐโ ถโฃฟโก‡โ € โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃทโฃทโฃพโฃถโฃทโฃทโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃฟ
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January 2020

This guy's deck is CRAZY

twitchquotes: This guy's deck is CRAZY!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMy deck can't win against a deck like thatโ€ โ˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those two cards to win" โ˜‘ โ€œHe topdecked the only card that could beat meโ€ โ˜‘ "He had the perfect cards" โ˜‘ โ€œThere was nothing I could doโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œI played that perfectlyโ€
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June 2014
Kripp

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Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

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