2:00 am- Wake up
2.05am-Cold shower
2.15am-breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall
2:30am- begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup.
2:45am-edging,4hrs (for disipline)
6:45am-cold shower
7:00am-begin sprint to work
8:00am-arrive at work
8:05am-get called into boss' office
8:06am-get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour"
8:10am-sprint back home
9:10am- lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal
9:10am-edging(as punishment)
3:00pm- bed time
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As Quinn finished her drink, she was overcome with sadness
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As Quinn finished her drink, she was overcome with sadness. "Valor, I get this feeling that QT won't ever play with us again." The bartender turned around. "Here's a drink on the house," said Urgot. "I know the feeling."
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Wife wants to leave me because of an NFT diamond ring
My wife loves new technology and is into cryptocurrency and so I thought it would be thoughtful to buy her a diamond ring as a NFT.
I spent about 3 ETH which is like $12000 CAD. So when she got home from work I told her I had a surprise for her.
I put a blindfold on my wife and guided her into our room where our computer is set up. Soon as she opened her eyes and saw what it was, she absolutely exploded with rage saying I was an asshole and was only thinking about myself. She then accused me of spending money on stupid thing and said sheโs going to go find a boyfriend.
I donโt know what to do in this situation. I was only thinking about HER interests and how happy she would be to receive this new technology. Plus the price of her ring will only appreciate. Stupid real diamonds only depreciate.
We have now signed up for NFT relationship counselling.
I have been seeking relationship advice but everyone says to buy her NFT flowers or NFT chocolates. And when I did that, that was the last straw.
Wife sent me divorce papers and I converted it into NFT. I know in the long run when all these NFTโs moon. She will come crawling back.
The ogrelord. Shrek.
bruh moments
My gf gets mad when I call her cheating โbruh momentsโ and Iโm not sure what to do
She hooked up with some guys and instead of breaking down and crying or whatever she wanted me to do I just played bruh bass boosted for five minutes while staring at her so sheโs angry now but what should I do
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Just me and EA hanging out
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Just me and ๐ฐ๐EA๐๐ฐ, hanging out I wanted some Star Wars๐ so I started to pout ๐ He asked if I was down โฌfor something yummy ๐๐ and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐ฐ๐ฆlooties!๐ฆ๐ฐ Yeah! Yeah!๐๐ฆ I earn them!๐ฆ I buy them!๐ฆ I purchase them whole๐ฆ๐ฐ ๐ It makes ๐ฐ๐EA๐๐ฐ ๐happy๐ so it's my only goal... ๐๐ฆ๐ซHarder EA! Harder EA! ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ 1 lootie๐ฆ, 2 lootie๐ฆ๐ฆ, 3 lootie๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ, 4๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ I'm ๐ฐ๐EA's๐๐ฐ ๐Disney princess ๐but I'm also a consumer whore! ๐ He makes me OP๐!He makes me feel good๐! ๐๐๐He makes me feel everything a whale should!~ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐Wa-What!๐๐ฆ๐๏ปฟ
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