I just figured out why they call them āBrokersā
Iām a simple guy
Iām a simple guy. I donāt know about all these fancy āfinancial instrumentsā or āmarket dynamicsā or āwhere the clit is.ā
I like the stock, I buy the stock.
Iām a simple guy. I donāt know about all these fancy āfinancial instrumentsā or āmarket dynamicsā or āwhere the clit is.ā
I like the stock, I buy the stock.
I challenge you to āTurtle Kingā
Before my ban, someone challenged me to a duel with cocks.
I challenge you to āTurtle Kingā instead.
We each dock our unhardened cocks into each other, then we put on clips of Yellen speaking during FOMC meetings.
The first to effectively go from flaccid to erect and push the other out of the ādockā is crowned Turtle š¤“.
Dual me, Iām 4-0.
Before my ban, someone challenged me to a duel with cocks.
I challenge you to āTurtle Kingā instead.
We each dock our unhardened cocks into each other, then we put on clips of Yellen speaking during FOMC meetings.
The first to effectively go from flaccid to erect and push the other out of the ādockā is crowned Turtle š¤“.
Dual me, Iām 4-0.
Solar energy stocks at night time
Itās nighttime so of course solar energy stocks would be weak as fuck. Wait til morning when the sun rises & pumps them
Itās nighttime so of course solar energy stocks would be weak as fuck. Wait til morning when the sun rises & pumps them
My wife told me to talk dirty to her
So the wife and I were getting into it and she told me to talk dirty to her. So I called her a filthy slut.
She said ādirtier!ā So I smacked her around and told her I was going to use her like the cheap whore she is.
She said ādirtier!ā So I said āIām gonna stick some SQQQ in your portfolio. Iām gonna put it in long and deep. Iām gonna fill you up with way OTM SPY puts.ā
She then slapped me, packed a bag and took the kids. I think weāre getting a divorce.
So the wife and I were getting into it and she told me to talk dirty to her. So I called her a filthy slut.
She said ādirtier!ā So I smacked her around and told her I was going to use her like the cheap whore she is.
She said ādirtier!ā So I said āIām gonna stick some SQQQ in your portfolio. Iām gonna put it in long and deep. Iām gonna fill you up with way OTM SPY puts.ā
She then slapped me, packed a bag and took the kids. I think weāre getting a divorce.
I used to be a real ad