Man i love bull markets. Tried to type in the ticker for MAXN yesterday to buy some but MAGN came up instead. Didn't know wtf it was but I was too lazy to redo my search so I bought that instead and it started mooning.
Man i love bull markets. Tried to type in the ticker for MAXN yesterday to buy some but MAGN came up instead. Didn't know wtf it was but I was too lazy to redo my search so I bought that instead and it started mooning.
Iām a simple guy
Iām a simple guy. I donāt know about all these fancy āfinancial instrumentsā or āmarket dynamicsā or āwhere the clit is.ā
I like the stock, I buy the stock.
Iām a simple guy. I donāt know about all these fancy āfinancial instrumentsā or āmarket dynamicsā or āwhere the clit is.ā
I like the stock, I buy the stock.
I am financially ruined
I came here for the first time and in 3 minutes made the decision to put way more than I can afford into PLTR calls. Iām too retarded and now I literally dont know what to do I am financially ruined and I canāt even remember what I read that said this pltr thing was a good move. Fml
I came here for the first time and in 3 minutes made the decision to put way more than I can afford into PLTR calls. Iām too retarded and now I literally dont know what to do I am financially ruined and I canāt even remember what I read that said this pltr thing was a good move. Fml
My wife told me to talk dirty to her
So the wife and I were getting into it and she told me to talk dirty to her. So I called her a filthy slut.
She said ādirtier!ā So I smacked her around and told her I was going to use her like the cheap whore she is.
She said ādirtier!ā So I said āIām gonna stick some SQQQ in your portfolio. Iām gonna put it in long and deep. Iām gonna fill you up with way OTM SPY puts.ā
She then slapped me, packed a bag and took the kids. I think weāre getting a divorce.
So the wife and I were getting into it and she told me to talk dirty to her. So I called her a filthy slut.
She said ādirtier!ā So I smacked her around and told her I was going to use her like the cheap whore she is.
She said ādirtier!ā So I said āIām gonna stick some SQQQ in your portfolio. Iām gonna put it in long and deep. Iām gonna fill you up with way OTM SPY puts.ā
She then slapped me, packed a bag and took the kids. I think weāre getting a divorce.
I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me š«
I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me š«
What happened to this ad? :(