[Copypasta] Google employees complaints

Reading Google employees complaints about workplace is like watching Becky cry on social media how her life's ruined when she only got a new Hyundai for graduation instead of the audi she asked. Bitch give me that 300k job and I will deal with "my voice not being heard" all day every day.
January 2021

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A small group of Google employees form a union. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kqw962/daily_discussion_thread_for_january_05_2021/gi66qd1
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Iā€™m a simple guy

Iā€™m a simple guy. I donā€™t know about all these fancy ā€œfinancial instrumentsā€ or ā€œmarket dynamicsā€ or ā€œwhere the clit is.ā€ I like the stock, I buy the stock.
January 2021

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I couldnā€™t tell you what half of the companies in my portfolio do

I couldnā€™t tell you what half of the companies in my portfolio do or even what the ticker stands for...but you better believe Iā€™m jacked to the mfā€™ing tits in every single meme stonk that you crayon eaters have been pumping. CHOO CHOO MFā€™ER.
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I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me šŸ˜«

I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me šŸ˜«
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Is that insider trading?

If you're a passenger on a newly recertified 737MAX and it starts to nosedive into the sea so you buy shitloads of BA puts over WiFi before impact, is that insider trading?
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I just fired out why they call them Brokers

I just figured out why they call them ā€˜Brokersā€™
March 2021

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