[Copypasta] Google employees complaints

Reading Google employees complaints about workplace is like watching Becky cry on social media how her life's ruined when she only got a new Hyundai for graduation instead of the audi she asked. Bitch give me that 300k job and I will deal with "my voice not being heard" all day every day.
January 2021

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A small group of Google employees form a union. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kqw962/daily_discussion_thread_for_january_05_2021/gi66qd1
What happened to this ad? :(
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Drunk at Applebees

I donā€™t care if thereā€™s a microchip in the vaccine. Iā€™d let them put a whole MacBook Pro inside of me if it meant I could get drunk at Applebees again
December 2020

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Christmas for a wsb trader

As the tree blinks from white to red to green, you look at the void under the tree that previously held presents. Fewer this year than usual, but some. How did you get here? Boredom? In March, you felt trapped with your wife and infant. You needed something to pass the time. Something you could throw yourself into fully. ā€œAre you coming to bed?ā€ your wife yells down the stairs. It seemed harmless at first, but as the pandemic drew on, so did your investment. Youā€™ll stop soon, though. ā€œSoon!ā€ you reply, and you hear her feet climb the steps. The lights start to blink chaotically. You cringe because you could only afford the junk strands at CVS. Suddenly they haltā€”the alternation feature brokenā€”on red. The red fills the room and covers your flesh. You look down at your hands, and they look like theyā€™re bleeding. Like your calls. After a timeā€”hours?ā€”you realize youā€™re sitting in complete darkness. Your lights have expired, worthless.
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bears are fuk

I hate people saying bears are fuk or bulls are fuk. Stop saying that. It's very rude. Just say bears are fuk
December 2020

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So Iā€™m an AMC shareholder

So Iā€™m an AMC shareholder, which means I own some of the business. Because the stock kept getting halted today I decided to go to my local AMC and support the stock by buying some concessions. I went up to the stand and told the casher (his nametag said Melvin) that I was a shareholder and wanted to support the business. He looked excited and told me to close my eyes and hold out my hand for a surprise shareholder treat. I canā€™t believe it, but he just covered my hands in liquid butter! Now Iā€™m typing this at home and cant get it off my hands, and my keyboard is all greasy typing this, What do I do?
January 2021

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I challenge you to ā€œTurtle Kingā€

Before my ban, someone challenged me to a duel with cocks. I challenge you to ā€œTurtle Kingā€ instead. We each dock our unhardened cocks into each other, then we put on clips of Yellen speaking during FOMC meetings. The first to effectively go from flaccid to erect and push the other out of the ā€œdockā€ is crowned Turtle šŸ¤“. Dual me, Iā€™m 4-0.
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