[Copypasta] BURGERS I EAT ALL DAY

Dicks are so cute omg

twitchquotes: Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

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March 2018

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A New Toucan Has Arrived

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January 2019

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"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

July 2021

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BURGERS I EAT ALL DAY

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BURGERS I EAT ALL DAY OpieOP

LEAGUE OF LEGENDS I CANNOT PLAY OpieOP

EU STAR PLAYERS I HAVE TO PAY OpieOP

PROPER HEALTHCARE AN OCEAN AWAY OpieOP

YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT OpieOP

IM NA

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August 2018

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EU vs NA

This is the world we have wrought

twitchquotes: The year is 2129; humans can only communicate through increasingly garbled copy-pasta. A man approaches and says "ire: ███ 10 ｓｔｒｏｋｅｄｉｃｋ ff ☑ EKT ☾ ☆ ¸. ?" In confusion, I reply "AT ASCII ຈل͜ل͜ຈຈ༽༽ﾉﾉ HA ʙᴏʟᴀ ヽ༼ಢ_ ♌ ❛ั∗)◞ TUCK F (◡‿◡✿)". This is the world we have wrought.

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October 2014

[Copypasta] BURGERS I EAT ALL DAY

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EU vs NA

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EU vs NA

Dicks are so cute omg

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A New Toucan Has Arrived

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"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers

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BURGERS I EAT ALL DAY

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EU vs NA

This is the world we have wrought

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