[Copypasta] Homo Sapiens

twitchquotes: When I was 12 yrs old, a male friend asked me if I was Homosexual or Heterosexual. I didn't know what either meant, but I did know we were called Homo Sapiens. So I said I was Homosexual. He laughed at me. He then explained the difference and then I said I must be heterosexual because I had sex with his mom.
twitch chat
July 2018
What happened to this ad? :(
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4D mindgames Kripp is playing with his opponent

twitchquotes: What chat is glossing over with this "misplay" is the 4D mindgames Kripp is playing with his opponent. He's making the opponent think he's a terrible player, and therefore more likely to make bad choices, when in reality he's playing against Kripparian the master of salt, and salty plays. He's a real wiz at juking people in a children's card game.
twitch chat
April 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

WEEB TEST

twitchquotes: WEEB TEST VoHiYo IF YOU TOUCH THE LOLI , WATCH BOKU NO PICO โŽ FeelsGoodMan
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July 2017

Weebs

Chat Test

Best in the west coming through

twitchquotes: โ™ฟ Make some room โ™ฟ Best in the west coming through โ™ฟ
twitch chat
August 2018

EU vs NA

What the hell are both of these teams doing?

twitchquotes: What the hell are both of these teams doing? I'm in bronze and I could compete better than all of the players in this tournament. I can't believe I'm being held back by my teammates this bad. Any orgs feel free to DM me.
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June 2021

Valorant

Doesn't mean I'm a virgin

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ˜ก Just because I watch Kripp ๐Ÿ˜ก doesn't mean I'm a virgin ๐Ÿ˜ก It's just a coincidence ๐Ÿ˜ก
twitch chat
August 2018
Kripp
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