[Copypasta] Homo Sapiens

twitchquotes: When I was 12 yrs old, a male friend asked me if I was Homosexual or Heterosexual. I didn't know what either meant, but I did know we were called Homo Sapiens. So I said I was Homosexual. He laughed at me. He then explained the difference and then I said I must be heterosexual because I had sex with his mom.
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July 2018
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December 2020

Spits out cereal guy

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I can’t escape Fortnite

twitchquotes: I can’t escape Fortnite. I was on an airplane half an hour ago and through my headphones I heard some guy ask, β€œDo you play Fortnite?”. At first I couldn’t process the words, but I understood after he reiterated. β€œDude, do you play Fortnite?” Then I heard someone respond behind me. β€œFortnite?” Then another. β€œYeah, that game.” I couldn’t shut them out before the cabin erupted into a chorus of Fortnite conversations. I felt like I was being suffocated. The man previously sleeping beside me woke up suddenly and contributed with β€œwhere we droppin' boys?”. The crying kid across the aisle stopped kicking and screaming just to say β€œTilted Towers!”
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Fortnite

Kiwi's Father, Pineapple

twitchquotes: Imaqtpie, this is Kiwis father, Pineapple, I must ask you to wake Kiwi up ASAP, otherwise he will be late for kindergarten! Do it preferably with a loud scream. Pls no fruiterino pasterino
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SIMP CHECK

twitchquotes: SIMP CHECK monkaS πŸ‘‰ pokiW IM SAFE PogU
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June 2020

Simps

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