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π¬ π¨ come on chat. smoke with me.
π¬ π¨ come on chat. smoke with me.
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Noobmaster, hey itβs Thor again
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Noobmaster, hey itβs Thor again. You know, the god of thunder? Listen buddy, if you donβt log off this game immediately I will fly over to your house, and come down to that basement youβre hiding in and rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, thatβs right, yea just go cry to your father you little weasel.
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My poop story
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My poop story.
I lived in a dookie (pun on purpose) apartment complex in a college town, literally $300 a month, on a river in the south. So a small and always very high maintenance team worked for them. They showed up (stoned) and were changing everyoneβs filters. Heard. Ok come in. I had a particularly funky little caesars pizza not an hour before the incident. We were making small talk and such as these things tend to linger, I suddenly felt a disturbance in my lower gut (bubbleguts). I felt confident in my distance from the maintenance guy that I got squeeze out a fart and then distract him into another room. This was no fart. At slightest bit of effort I put towards this fart a flood of terrible pizza diarrhea shot out of my ass like a goddamn rocket. As I was staring this man in the eye. I was staring another human being in the eyes...while I pooed my pants. To this day not only do I have no clue if he knew or not but I would still pay thousands of dollars to just see my face when that happened.
That is my poop story.
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I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me π«
I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me π«
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