[Copypasta] Kripp and another language

twitchquotes: Kripp ಹಲೋ, ಈ ನಾವು ನೀವು ನಾವು ಎಲ್ಲವೂ ಸರಿ ವೇಳೆ ನೋಡಲು ತಪಾಸಣೆ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಿರುವ, 2 ವಾರಗಳ ರಲ್ಲಿ ಆಗಿಲ್ಲ ಸೂಚಿಸಿದ್ದೇವೆ ಮತ್ತು ನಾವು ನಿಮ್ಮ ನೆಚ್ಚಿನ ವರ್ಗದಲ್ಲಿ (ಗೇ ನೀವು ವೀಡಿಯೊಗಳನ್ನು ಪಟ್ಟಿ ತಯಾರಿಸಲಾಗುತ್ತದೆ ಬಂದಿದೆ P*****b ™ ಮಾಹಿತಿಯನ್ನು ವ್ಯವಸ್ಥಾಪಕರನ್ನು ಹೊಂದಿದೆ ). ತಕ್ಷಣ ನೀವು ನೋಡಿ!
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March 2014
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Rania's a DongDigger

twitchquotes: [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] I ain't saying Rania's a DongDigger, but she ain't messin with no broke krippers [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
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March 2014
Kripp

Karma from the vegan produce co-op

twitchquotes: Greetings, kripp! Blessings! It's Karma from the vegan produce co-op. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Send me an astral projection, dude. Btw, did you ever find a way to make tofu edible? It's been a big challenge for me hahah. You have such a kind aura. It's so calming to see you again. You have the address for my drum circle. Peace, my fellow
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May 2016
Kripp

I'm going to kill that prosterino

twitchquotes: The Prostitute asks the Kripp, "Why don't you make a D3 video?" Kripp flies into a rage and hits her with an ornate salt shaker yelling, "I'm going to kill that prosterino!" When the cops finally caught him, after the 2 hour shootout, Kripp lies bleeding on the ground and mutters weakly to the sky..."I played that perfectly, nothing I coulda done cough what a joke.."
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July 2014
Kripp

My son, why did you tap last?

twitchquotes: In Romanian village there is very little water. Papparian is thirsty and asks Kripparian to get some water for him from the water tap 2 miles away. Kripp decides to go to the store first. A few hours later Kripp brings Papparian his water, only to find Papparian has had a heat stroke. With his dying breath, Papparian asks "My son, why did you tap last?"
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February 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Commonwealth of Veganism

twitchquotes: We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Veganism (which won’t allow legal meat eaters) the State of Twitch, and the State of Kripparian, each one of which has a BIG Vegan lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Lettuce if, in fact, there was a large number of secretly dumped carrots as has been widely reported!
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November 2020
Kripp
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