[Copypasta] Kripp and another language

twitchquotes: Kripp ಹಲೋ, ಈ ನಾವು ನೀವು ನಾವು ಎಲ್ಲವೂ ಸರಿ ವೇಳೆ ನೋಡಲು ತಪಾಸಣೆ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಿರುವ, 2 ವಾರಗಳ ರಲ್ಲಿ ಆಗಿಲ್ಲ ಸೂಚಿಸಿದ್ದೇವೆ ಮತ್ತು ನಾವು ನಿಮ್ಮ ನೆಚ್ಚಿನ ವರ್ಗದಲ್ಲಿ (ಗೇ ನೀವು ವೀಡಿಯೊಗಳನ್ನು ಪಟ್ಟಿ ತಯಾರಿಸಲಾಗುತ್ತದೆ ಬಂದಿದೆ P*****b ™ ಮಾಹಿತಿಯನ್ನು ವ್ಯವಸ್ಥಾಪಕರನ್ನು ಹೊಂದಿದೆ ). ತಕ್ಷಣ ನೀವು ನೋಡಿ!
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Kripp discovered one weird trick to look twice his age

twitchquotes: Kripp is the remarkable twenty year old that discovered one weird trick to look twice his age. It's called being VEGAN and it limits your body’s nutritional intake and makes you look and feel TWICE AS OLD. Why would anyone want to be vegan you may ask, well all vegans hate animals so they eat all the animals food so that they starve to death.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

I am contacting you as a representative of the NSA

twitchquotes: Hello Mr. Octavian Morosan. I am contacting you as a representative of the NSA. Recent reports say that you are playing a children's card game and spilling PJSalt everywhere. The PJSalt is clogging our network and blocking our abilities to spy on you and the rest of Canadaland. I am going to have to ask you to stop the salt as it is a threat to national security. Please don't copy paste this official document. This is serious.
twitch chat
September 2015
Kripp

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Do you know who else didn't pet cats?

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, do you know who else didn't pet cats? Hitler. Hitler didn't pet cats. Do you want to be a Nazi too?
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

7/11 was a part time job

twitchquotes: deIlluminati 7/11 was a part time job deIlluminati
twitch chat
July 2015
Kripp

2 games 1 stream

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparrian, this is Twitch Staff. We have noticed that you are trying to become a hardcore player again, since you broke the laws of physics and play 2 games on 1 stream, when the laws of physics clearly says: "How can there be 2 games, when only 1 channel?". We hope that you will stop this, and become a casual player again. Please don't repost this. Thank you.
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp
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