[Copypasta] Kripp and another language

twitchquotes: Kripp ಹಲೋ, ಈ ನಾವು ನೀವು ನಾವು ಎಲ್ಲವೂ ಸರಿ ವೇಳೆ ನೋಡಲು ತಪಾಸಣೆ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಿರುವ, 2 ವಾರಗಳ ರಲ್ಲಿ ಆಗಿಲ್ಲ ಸೂಚಿಸಿದ್ದೇವೆ ಮತ್ತು ನಾವು ನಿಮ್ಮ ನೆಚ್ಚಿನ ವರ್ಗದಲ್ಲಿ (ಗೇ ನೀವು ವೀಡಿಯೊಗಳನ್ನು ಪಟ್ಟಿ ತಯಾರಿಸಲಾಗುತ್ತದೆ ಬಂದಿದೆ P*****b ™ ಮಾಹಿತಿಯನ್ನು ವ್ಯವಸ್ಥಾಪಕರನ್ನು ಹೊಂದಿದೆ ). ತಕ್ಷಣ ನೀವು ನೋಡಿ!
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp
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Shut your eyes and listen closely

twitchquotes: Shut your eyes and listen closely. Do you feel it? The gentle clicks of a finely crafted keyboard massaging your eardrums? The soft soothing moan that comes from a man that has seen the inside of his attic and understands many things? The jovial chuckles awakening memories of the trips with the family to your uncle's barn on a mild summer evening when you were a kid? That is what Kripp's stream is to me. I am at peace.
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June 2017
Kripp

Exercise caution and stay away from the Subs

twitchquotes: SECURITY ALERT: A Romanian man, roughly 6'5", skeleton thin, with black hair and scraggly beard has been seen riding the NYC Sub train and violently "Bro-Fisting" passengers. He's accompanied by a short Asian man dressed as Hitler who reputedly cuts out the tongue of anyone who refuses to give him $5. Exercise caution and stay way from the Subs!
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January 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Kripp will never, ever click the button

twitchquotes: Kripp will never, ever click the button. The expansions will release at a faster rate than he can collect dust. Much like the contents of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the button is merely a carrot Kripp dangles in front of his viewers without any intention of actually delivering. This is blatantly obvious - he even admits he doesn't bother to calculate because he knows he'll never click it. We will spam this pasta until the button has been clicked.
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September 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

My blood pumpulates at incredibly capacities

twitchquotes: In greece, Kripparrian has risening from his antiwoke. As the Kripparrian plays cardstone, my blood pumpulates at incredibly capacities. For Kripparrian wins 50 cardstone. From a statistically standingpoint this is without precidenting! A hugely kilometerstone!
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April 2014
Kripp

Hello Kripp, Deathgarden developer here

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, Deathgarden developer here. I finally see that you got your vegan bitch ass to work. Remember, you're forced by contract to show off this game in all its splendor. And not only I'm paying you with a fuckton of money, but you also might get your wife back soon enough. So you better start getting some kills and play decently, or you will have to say goodbye to your midget dog. Happy gaming.
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June 2019
Kripp

sellout

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