[Copypasta] i graduated top of my class from burger king

twitchquotes: you fucking vegan, ill have you know i graduated top of my class from burger king university in burger flipping and have flipped over 9000 burgers in my day you dumb vegan, but you wouldn't know that would you you soy muncher? If you said that to my face I would be flipping patties all over your vegan face and you'd be full of my meat before you even knew what was happening.
twitch chat
September 2017
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
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Woah, is this The Elder Scrolls: Legendsā„¢?

twitchquotes: Woah, is this The Elder Scrolls: Legendsā„¢? PogChamp I love this game! (Paid viewer from the TES:Lā„¢ Developers)
twitch chat
March 2017
Kripp

sellout

Super dong to the rescue

twitchquotes: ā”€=ā‰”Ī£((( 恤ā—•Ł„Ķœā—•)恤 sį“œį“˜į“‡Ź€ į“…į“É“É¢ to the rescue
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Hello Kripp, this is Juan Jose Manuel Torres Esteban Rodriguez Ochoa Martinez Lopez Jr

twitchquotes: Š½ello ÄørĪ¹pp, jĻ…an joŃ•Ć© Š¼anĻ…el тorreѕ eѕтeŠ²an rodrĪ¹gĻ…ez ocŠ½oa Š¼arтĪ¹nez lopez jr. Š½ere. Ī¹ no lĪ¹Äøe yoĻ…r cŠ½aт. pleaѕe Ņ“rĪ¹endѕ, no Š¼ore ѕpaŠ¼Š¼erĪ¹no Ī¹n cŠ½aтerĪ¹no oÄø aŠ¼Ī¹go? or elѕe Ī¹ Š½op Š²orderĪ¹no. no cappĻ…ccĪ¹no.
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Stop objectifying Kripp

twitchquotes: I am honestly so sick and tired of people objectifying Kripp. Like yeah I get it he's a hyper-attractive vegan with large muscles and a beautiful aesthetic but that's not the point of the stream. I remember the good old days when he played PoE and everyone was just here for the memes and the gameplay but things have changed. Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate the healthy lifestyle Kripp has adopted and I find it hard to look away from the camera but it just feels wrong. Maybe I'm just jealous
twitch chat
July 2017
Kripp

Kripp uploads a video that breaks Pornhub's terms of use

twitch chat
August 2014
Kripp
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