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DON'T MIND ME JUST PROMOTING THE NEW WORLD ORDER
DON'T MIND ME JUST PROMOTING THE NEW WORLD ORDER
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Kripp will forever be my 'Salt Shaker'
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My favorite streamer is the Kripparrian. I often find my self watching his old vods just to stare and look at his 'salty boy' body. Any BM plays he performed really showcased his pristine hearthstone skill. Sometimes i pause the stream and masterbait numerous times. The reveal of his diablo t-shirt never ceases to excite me. Kripp will forever be my 'Salt Shaker'
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The unluckiest human ever
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BREAKING NEWS - Canadian scientists have discovered what they are calling "the unluckiest human ever". The unfortunate individual, a scraggly, foul-smelling, unkempt Canadian man, discovered this condition by badly playing a digital children's card game. "It's literally unbelievable, dude", the man told scientists. "I play every game perfectly, but my opponents just keep topdecking me!" The man continued to whine incessantly until, unfortunately, he dropped dead of a salt overdose.
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New positive chat with kripp'
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γ½(ββΏββΏ)οΎ β βThis guy's deck is well chosen!β β "He had the skill and the heart of the cards!" β βHe drew into one of many possible cards that could beat me!β β "He drafted well, played well!" β βI gave the game my best, and that's all that matters!β β βIf I'm lucky, we can have another game soon!β γ½(ββΏββΏ)οΎ
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Hearthstone
This Copypasta Is CRAZY!
Hello Kripp, Deathgarden developer here
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Hello Kripp, Deathgarden developer here. I finally see that you got your vegan bitch ass to work. Remember, you're forced by contract to show off this game in all its splendor. And not only I'm paying you with a fuckton of money, but you also might get your wife back soon enough. So you better start getting some kills and play decently, or you will have to say goodbye to your midget dog. Happy gaming.
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sellout
I just spotted an inconsistency
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Wait a minute. I just spotted an inconsistency. Could this be the work of the CIA? Look closely... below the stream. "10,000 viewers". What the heck? There's only 7 million people in the world, how could there possibly be 10 million viewers right now?
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