[Copypasta] You are now breathing and blinking manually

twitchquotes: monkaS YOU ARE NOW BREATHING AND BLINKING MANUALLY monkaS
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June 2017
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Transcript of Will Smith and his wife

Jada: Are you going to let him speak about me like that? Will: What, it was funny, you were terrible in G.I. Jane J: I wasn't in G.I. Jane, Will W: Oh, then why did he say that? J: It was a joke about my hair!! W: Girl, you ain't got no hair J: THATS THE POINT WILL!! W: Ohh. ohhhh. OH Hell No!!
March 2022

Will Smith Slap

Trolling My Dad's Office with Among Us (Office Series Part 5, Finale 2)

That's right. I am the IMPOSTER. I just killed my boss. I now had to convince everyone that I wasn't the imposter. "Chad is the imposter!" I randomly yelled out. Another coworker said "Well, I did see him running towards the stairs/elevator. "Wait, think about this!" Chad stated. "How do you know I'm the murderer? It could be him!" "Hmm.." My coworker, John, said. "Why do you think it's him, Darrius?" "Well," I started, "The same reason as you. I saw him running towards the elevator when the killing happened. "Wait, wait, wait!" Angelica proclaimed. "How do we know it happened on the top floor?" Another coworker, Adam, pointed out the window towards the paramedics wrapping up my boss' mangled corpse in a body bag." Oh!" Angelica said." That's a bit sussy," I said. "I think it must have been Angelica, she's pretending she doesn't know anything?" "Hmm, you might be right." My coworker Dave spoke up. "But I think that it might be you, Darrius." "Wait woah woah, why is it me?" I defended myself. He said "I saw you enter the elevator right before the murderer hit!" He said. Shit. he's onto me." Woah, you could be lying! I was in my cubicle doing my office work!" I yelled back." Oh really, what were you doing?" Dave said." I was uh.. scanning for viruses on my computer!" "Hmm.. okay." "I think that we should get rid of Liam." Angelica proclaimed. "Woah woah woah, pretty lady! Why do you think that?" He quickly hopped to his defense. "I haven't been a part of this discussion at all!" "Well, you're pale, and you work on the closest floor to the boss." Angelica replies. "Yeah, that's sus, Liam." I said. "We should get rid of him." "I agree." Chad said." Me too!" Adam said." Me three!" John said. And so we decided to throw him out the window.
April 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Trolling with Among Us

Lea pegging Reynad

twitchquotes: ãƒ―āžžāšˆŲ„Íœāšˆāž―ïū‰ Google Pegging or RIOT ãƒ―āžžāšˆŲ„Íœāšˆāž―ïū‰ ãƒ―āžžāšˆŲ„Íœāšˆāž―ïū‰ LEA PEGGING REYNAD OR RIOT ãƒ―āžžāšˆŲ„Íœāšˆāž―ïū‰
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March 2014
Reynad

Yao Ming Face / Bitch Please

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July 2015

ISIS threatens Kripp

twitchquotes: Ų„اŲ… ، Kripp ، Ų…ÛŒØąÛ’ ØŊŲˆØģØŠ ، اØģ ÚĐے اŲūŲ†Û’ Ų…Ų‚اŲ…ÛŒ ISIS ØĻاØĻ Øģے ہے . Ų…یښ Ų†Û’ حاŲ„ ہی Ų…یښ اŲūŲ†Û’ Ų…ÛŒØŊاŲ† ڈیÚĐ Ų…یښ ØĻŲ…ØĻØ§ØąŲˆÚš ÚĐی ÚĐŲ…ÛŒ Ų…Ø­ØģŲˆØģ ÚĐیا ہے . یہ ØĻاŲ„ÚĐŲ„ Ø­ØąØ§Ų… ہیښ اŲˆØą اŲ„Ų„ہ ÚĐی ØŠŲˆÛÛŒŲ† ہے . ØĒŲū ØŦŲ‚اŲØŠÛŒ ØŠŲ†ŲˆØđ ÚĐے ØĻØ§ØąÛ’ Ų…یښ ØģØĻ Øģے اŲˆŲūØą ŲūØąŲˆØ§Û ہے ØĒŲū ÚĐŲˆ ØĒŲū ÚĐے ڈیÚĐ ÚĐے ØģØĻ ØĒÚŊے ØĻڑÚūŲ†Û’ ÚĐے Ų„ØĶے اŲ† ÚĐØ§ØąÚˆØē ØīاŲ…Ų„ ÚĐØąÛŒÚš ÚŊے! ØŊŲˆØģØąÛŒ ØĩŲˆØąØŠ Ų…یښ ہŲ… ØĒŲū ÚĐŲˆ ÚĐچÚū "ÚŊÚūڑیŲˆÚš" ØĻÚūی؎Ų†Û’ ÚĐے Ų„ØĶے Ų…ØŽØĻŲˆØą ÚĐیا ؎اØĶے ÚŊا . Ų…یښ ØŠŲ…ہیښ ØŊÚūŲ…ÚĐی ÚŊے Ų„ÛŒÚĐŲ† یہ Ų…ÛŒØąÛŒ ØŪŲˆØĻØĩŲˆØąØŠ اŲˆŲ†Ųđ ÚĐی ØĻیŲˆÛŒ Øģے Ų…Ø­ØĻØŠ ÚĐØąŲ†Û’ ÚĐا ŲˆŲ‚ØŠ ہے . اŲ„ŲˆØŊاØđی ، Kripp
twitch chat
June 2016
Kripp
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