I, a god-level CoD player, could join the military
Ok. Listen up bud. Youโre a kid, and youโre getting cocky. You snuck in a few good quick scopes and got a few points ahead of me, but you have no chance. I am a Call of Duty god. I would be killing terrorists in Iraq if it werenโt for the fact that I would punch the drill sergeant in the face if he even looked at me funny. So donโt get cocky, bud. Or just like my kill/death ratio, youโre going down, kid. As soon as I finish the campaign Iโm tracking your IP, hunting you down and beating the crap out of you. Youโve been warned.
Ok. Listen up bud. Youโre a kid, and youโre getting cocky. You snuck in a few good quick scopes and got a few points ahead of me, but you have no chance. I am a Call of Duty god. I would be killing terrorists in Iraq if it werenโt for the fact that I would punch the drill sergeant in the face if he even looked at me funny. So donโt get cocky, bud. Or just like my kill/death ratio, youโre going down, kid. As soon as I finish the campaign Iโm tracking your IP, hunting you down and beating the crap out of you. Youโve been warned.
How to prank your school principle
Step 1: Go to his office
Step 2: distract him
Step 3: Put a fish on his desk
Step 4: He'll laugh at it and say "Who put this fish on my desk"
Step 5: Break his kneecaps
Step 1: Go to his office
Step 2: distract him
Step 3: Put a fish on his desk
Step 4: He'll laugh at it and say "Who put this fish on my desk"
Step 5: Break his kneecaps
My name is Shigekiyo Yangu
twitchquotes:My name is Shigekiyo Yangu. I'm a second-year at Budogaoka Middle School. I weigh 110 kilograms, and my Papa and Mama call me "Shigechi". "Shige-chan" turned into "Shigechi". My turtle I have at home is named Gonta. The other day I was wondering if the 41 yen, 62 yen and 150 yen stamps all tasted different, so I was licking them, and Mama yelled at me. This is a picture of my Mama, who yelled at me.
My name is Shigekiyo Yangu. I'm a second-year at Budogaoka Middle School. I weigh 110 kilograms, and my Papa and Mama call me "Shigechi". "Shige-chan" turned into "Shigechi". My turtle I have at home is named Gonta. The other day I was wondering if the 41 yen, 62 yen and 150 yen stamps all tasted different, so I was licking them, and Mama yelled at me. This is a picture of my Mama, who yelled at me.
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