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Luigi's donger
twitchquotes:In 2018 Nintendo released official marketing art that featured Luigi in Mario Tennis, fans were able to figure out the length of Luigiβs penis by measuring the tennis racket compared to luigiβs bulge in the image. Since Tennis rackets are 28 inches long in real life, by measuring the pixels we were able to mathematically deduce that Luigiβs penis is 3.7 inches flacid.
In 2018 Nintendo released official marketing art that featured Luigi in Mario Tennis, fans were able to figure out the length of Luigiβs penis by measuring the tennis racket compared to luigiβs bulge in the image. Since Tennis rackets are 28 inches long in real life, by measuring the pixels we were able to mathematically deduce that Luigiβs penis is 3.7 inches flacid.
Time is tickling
Time is tickling β°β° SEND ππ² this π€³ to TEN (π) FESTIVE FREAKS π πΏπ―ββοΈπΊ if u get π BACK your a π€€π STUFFED STOCKING SLORE ππ§¦πππ»ππ³ get 5οΈβ£ BACK and ur a πππ Horny Xmas Ham ππ·π€ͺπͺ΅π₯ππ but if u get 0οΈβ£ back π΅ u got a π₯ DRY Cπ ΎοΈAL CUNT π§π΅π°ππ±π₯²π
Time is tickling β°β° SEND ππ² this π€³ to TEN (π) FESTIVE FREAKS π πΏπ―ββοΈπΊ if u get π BACK your a π€€π STUFFED STOCKING SLORE ππ§¦πππ»ππ³ get 5οΈβ£ BACK and ur a πππ Horny Xmas Ham ππ·π€ͺπͺ΅π₯ππ but if u get 0οΈβ£ back π΅ u got a π₯ DRY Cπ ΎοΈAL CUNT π§π΅π°ππ±π₯²π
Hey Kripp! It's Arena...
twitchquotes:Hey Kripp! It's Arena... It's been a while, haven't it old buddy? I see that you've been playing Battlegrounds and have completely forgotten about me, even though I was always there for you. Low blow Kripp, hope you finish 8th in all your next games. Toodles!
Hey Kripp! It's Arena... It's been a while, haven't it old buddy? I see that you've been playing Battlegrounds and have completely forgotten about me, even though I was always there for you. Low blow Kripp, hope you finish 8th in all your next games. Toodles!
when were you when john lenin dies
twitchquotes:apology for poor english. when were you when john lenin dies? i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring. βjohn is killβ βnoβ
apology for poor english. when were you when john lenin dies? i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring. βjohn is killβ βnoβ
Being a hentai actress must be so weird
Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: youβre in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000Β₯ microphone about how much you love old man dick at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.
Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: youβre in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000Β₯ microphone about how much you love old man dick at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.