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YOU ARE NOW BREATHING AND BLINKING MANUALLY
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Are you Reynad's dad?
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I went to a MTG tournament in Denver to meet Brian Kibler and ask him in person "Are you Reynad's dad?" I needed the truth. I approached Kibler and asked him for a semen sample. Kibler gave a coy smile, "There's only one way you're getting semen out of me." I got on my knees and took the sample. I still don't know if Kibler is Reydad but we've been dating for 5 days now.
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GIFF 2GD
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AITA for punching my own son and husband in the face for being NFTphobic?
So I (M 23, black), was walking around my house(2 story) and decided to check how my son (M 14) is doing. I walked into his room(Non binary, Bedroom, 89) and saw him(M 14) screenshotting an nft(red skin, ushanka, lasers from eyes)!!! I (M 24) Immediately (1 year) punched him (m 15) in the face(chipped 2 tooths, minor bruises, broken nose, bleeding from mouth). Unfortunately, my spouse(M 35) came into the room(Bedroom, 90) and called the police(racist)! I punched him(m 35) until his body (White, racist) cracked(i was satisfied, i am bonebreakigender) with an unpleasant sound. Then, two policeman(Racist policeman, M 21, and a policetranswoman F 31) came into my house(2 story) without hesitation(1 year) and locked me(M, 24, black) in a police(racist) car(Ferrari limited edition). Now i(M 24, black) have no one to talk to(prisoners).
So, Reddit. AITA?
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Feels good to be a pleb
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FEELS GOOD TO BE A PLEB
FEELS GOOD TO BE A PLEB
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Kripp
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Do not call your significant other honey
Do ๐ not ๐ call ๐ your ๐ significant ๐ other ๐ honey ๐ unless ๐ you ๐ are ๐ a ๐ bee ๐ you ๐ are ๐ appropriating ๐ bee ๐ culture, ๐ this ๐ cannot ๐ bee ๐ accepted ๐