[Copypasta] Dat Boi isn't so great?

twitchquotes: Dat Boi isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a meme with such hilarity and re-usability online? Dat Boi puts the memes in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a meme of it's caliber and passion for the memes again. Pepe breaks records. Le toucan breaks records. Dat boi breaks the rules. You can keep your copypastas. I prefer the frog
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September 2016
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Don't install Talking Roby

When I was 8 years old, I was searching for apps that were like Talking Tom. I found one that was called ā€œTalking Roby The Robotā€, I was curious so I downloaded it and installed it. I played it and I enjoyed every single second of it. I was a big fan of Roby. But when, it was 3 AM, my mom was sleeping so I now could use the phone without mom knowing, Tried the text to speech feature and typed the words ā€œsing like dickā€. The robot said ā€œsing like dickā€. I almost laughed too hard after seeing that. I recorded it and uploaded it to YouTube. after uploading it, I heard The Exorcist theme playing in the living room radio. I was shocked, I couldnā€™t move, and then Roby himself came out of my closet and said ā€œsing like dickā€. I was crying in fear, ā€œis this a nightmare?ā€ I asked. Roby said ā€œnoā€. I was scared, this was real all along? And then Roby bled at me with hyper-realistic eyes and said: ā€œ666ā€. I was crying, and then he disappeared. My life has changed after that moment. Donā€™t install Talking Roby.
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One off lethal

twitchquotes: Discovering his inner-passion for painting, Kripp leaves Twitch for good and takes Rania and Dex on the road with him to pursue his dream. After six months Kripp realizes being an artist is a lot harder than playing video games. But itā€™s too late. Homeless and starving, Rania hates Kripp, Dex hates Kripp, and, worst of all, Kripp hates Kripp. Buying a gun one rainy day, he puts it in his mouth and pulls the trigger. *click* He forgot to buy bullets. ā€œOne off lethal,ā€ Rania sobs.
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Big shoutout to NA LCS

twitchquotes: Big shoutout to NA LCS. My mother has sleep anxiety problems, but on weekends she sleeps like a bear. All I ask of her is to watch 10 minutes of NA LCS.
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Among Us concerned father

Hello everyone, concerned father here. Recently my 7 year old son discovered the video game ā€œAmong Usā€ after playing it on his computer. While i didnā€™t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had been screaming 'susā€™ in his sleep. When asked to do his homework, he called me a stupid father and said ā€˜kickedā€™. His grades have been dropping heavily since that day and whenever i refuse to give him my credit card for cosmetics he threatens me saying heā€™ll ā€œejectā€ me. Yesterday I entered his room to witness him listening to extremely loud rave 'Among Dripā€™, he put a bunch of pillows in his shirt to make himself look big and now calls himself a ā€œcrewmateā€. He refuses to go to bible study unless we use ā€œventā€ to get there. I donā€™t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transportation except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?
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