[Copypasta] Ok, so I main Mercy

twitchquotes: Ok, so I main Mercy all I see is a bunch of posts and comments basically talking shit about Mercy mains. But let me tell you something, you need us. Honestly, do you think it's easy playing Mercy or something? Every time I hear "I need healing" it feels like a synapse in my brain just snapped. Like do you think I'm fucking blind or something? Do you not think I can see the big red target saying "CRITICAL"?? and you guys have the audacity to talk down on us Mercy mains.
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June 2017

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Ameng be thy name

twitchquotes: Our father who rolls in heaven, Ameng be thy name. thy goats may come, thy will be shattered, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily cheese, and forgive us our throwing, as we forgive those who throw against us, and lead us not into Mayhem, but deliver us from Justice.
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May 2019
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HELLO DALLAS FUEL? IT'S THE POINT

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head HELLO DALLAS FUEL? ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head IT'S THE POINT ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME
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March 2018
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If SINATRAA and my girl both drowning

twitchquotes: if SINATRAA๐Ÿ‘ฝand my girl๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ˜ both drowning ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ‘‹ and I can only save one๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฌCatch me at the enemy spawn door๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ”ด with my boy on tracer ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ•ฐ
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March 2018
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Overwatch professional player xGodSlayerx

twitchquotes: We are gathered here today in memorium of the Overwatch professional player xGodSlayerx. In life, he demanded healing and better teammates who were not bitch idiot noob feeders. In death, he is an icon of Genji players everywhere. His legacy of epic zero-kill dragonblades and Blizzcon-worthy shuriken throwing skills have inspired a generation of one-trick DPS players in Masters and below. Perhaps what he needed was not heal bitch, or shield bitch, but a feel bitch.
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June 2017
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