twitchquotes:
I'm in bronze everything is fine I see someone lose I spam C9
I'm in bronze everything is fine I see someone lose I spam C9
twitch chat
What happened to this ad? :(
More Overwatch Copypastas
Bumper Ameng burger
twitchquotes:
Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Amengβs cheeks as he squatted on Bumperβs face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Amengβs hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
twitch chat
OverwatchLeague
Classic
Overwatch
π½ π HELLO SINATRAA π½
twitchquotes:
π½ π HELLO SINATRAA π½ π PLANET A92-E HERE π½ π PLEASE RETURN TO US π½ π
twitch chat
OverwatchLeague
Overwatch
IS EARTH PREPARED FOR THE LANDING OF THE MOTHERSHIP?
twitchquotes:
ππ½ HELLO? SINATRAA (SPECIMEN #3457) ππ½HOW IS YOUR MISSION GOING? ππ½ IS EARTH PREPARED FOR THE LANDING OF THE MOTHERSHIP? ππ½
twitch chat
OverwatchLeague
Overwatch
I think Zarya smells like dandelions and a cool breeze
twitchquotes:
I think Zarya smells like dandelions and a cool breeze. Her colored hair gives of the scent of strawberries in bloom, and her pink gun leaves a smell of bubblegum when shot. Her body smells of sweat, and a strong womanhood. I would love to stuff my head right into her armpit and smother myself. To smell her tomboyish energy. I would die for this..
twitch chat
Overwatch
C9 THIS C9 THAT
twitchquotes:
C9 THIS C9 THAT YOU GUESSED IT IM PLAT
C9 THIS C9 THAT YOU GUESSED IT IM PLAT
twitch chat
OverwatchLeague