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Teaching him how to throw so well
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Hey xQc my son is a huge fan of yours. Anyway over the past few days of watching you play this game hes got much better at playing baseball (he plays in the 11-13 year old division). I just wanted to stop by and thank you for teaching him how to throw so well.
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xQcOW
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IS EARTH PREPARED FOR THE LANDING OF THE MOTHERSHIP?
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๐๐ฝ HELLO? SINATRAA (SPECIMEN #3457) ๐๐ฝHOW IS YOUR MISSION GOING? ๐๐ฝ IS EARTH PREPARED FOR THE LANDING OF THE MOTHERSHIP? ๐๐ฝ
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OverwatchLeague
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Where can I go to find some high octane gaming?
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So I says to my friend, I says, "Where can I go to find some high octane gaming?". He replies, "You should check out MoonMoon on Twitch. He go hard". I come watch this stream only to find medium octane gaming. What a grotasque, lecherous hag my friend is.
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MOONMOON
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GOATS song
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GOATS is when you... GOATS is it's like, it's kind of, sort of like a... What is fun? Let me spell it for you! G is for Go and do stuff together O is for Out Brigitte-ing A is for Anywhere and Anytime at all, the Tanks and Supports run free!
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I think Zarya smells like dandelions
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I think Zarya smells like dandelions and a cool breeze. Her colored hair gives of the scent of strawberries in bloom, and her pink gun leaves a smell of bubblegum when shot. Her body smells of sweat, and a strong womanhood. I would love to stuff my head right into her armpit and smother myself. To smell her tomboyish energy. I would die for this.
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