[Copypasta] As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen

twitchquotes: As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen, I begin to contemplate reality. What truly has substance in this realm of technology, avarice and sin? What is our future, if not a blank, hollow nothing, rife with silence and strife? PogChamp
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January 2018

Overwatch

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I sexually Identify as McCree

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as McCree. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of walking slowly on the battlefield announcing it's mid day. People say that being a McCree is Impossible but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a cowboyhat, revolver and High Noon memes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Jesse McCree" and respect my right to announce it's mid day. If you can’t accept me you’re a HighNoonaphope and need to check your gunslinger privileges.
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Switch Hanzo's stormbow to scatter

twitchquotes: I'm new to Overwatch so sorry if I sound like a noob but... does anyone know how to switch Hanzo's stormbow to scatter? I want to use what the pros use. Thanks!
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More than 6 characters

twitchquotes: Hi so im new to overwatch and I have a suggestion. This game looks pretty fun, but I think it would be better if there was more than 6 characters. Do you agree?
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HELLO DALLAS FUEL? IT'S THE POINT

twitchquotes: πŸ“ž 4Head HELLO DALLAS FUEL? πŸ“ž 4Head IT'S THE POINT πŸ“ž 4Head IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME
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πŸ“ž HELLO CHIPS? πŸ“ž THE SPAWN HERE

twitchquotes: πŸ“ž 4Head HELLO CHIPS? πŸ“ž 4Head THE SPAWN HERE πŸ“ž 4Head YOU HAVEN'T DIED IN 10 SECONDS....YOU'RE OVERDUE
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