[Copypasta] 4Head balance cans

TSM AKA "Throws Six Matches"

twitchquotes: TSM AKA "Throws Six Matches" is a North American team known for their questionable play and inability to win a game. They are currently found in Gate 06 of the Shanghai Pudong Airport making up excuses for not winning a single game at Worlds.

twitch chat

October 2020

Riot Games

League of Legends

Stop calling slabs "half-slabs," you fucking imbeciles.

Stop calling slabs "half-slabs," you fucking imbeciles. A slab is half a block. If you say "half-slab," you're literally saying "half half block," or in other words, "quarter-block." A slab is not a quarter of a block. It is a half of a block. There is no such thing as a quarter block.

August 2021

Minecraft

Hi David, this is Akali's daughter

twitchquotes: Hi David, this is Akali's daughter. I noticed you have been picking my mom for your team in gym class. i have been having a really tough time since she left home, and it doesn’t make it easy on me when you reroll and say "i guess we're going assasins.“ I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if your mom left you to go carry an old man. Akali is just a poor single mom that is overworked to death. Why don’t you try being a little more exclusive.

twitch chat

July 2019

dogdog

Teamfight Tactics

Auto-Pay feature

twitchquotes: Hello Octavian Kripparrian, Marvel Future Fight devs here. We have noticed you have used our "Auto-Play" functionality extensively today, with much better results than when you played the game yourself. Because of this success, we are happy to announce another brand-new feature: "Auto-Pay". We have seen you spend a large amount of time inefficiently upgrading your character, and this time is better spent Auto-Playing. Please click the "Auto-Pay" button, and let your Credit Card do the work!

twitch chat

June 2017

Kripp

sellout

Classic

Must be Weasel Tunneler

twitchquotes:

Great Fur

Extremely Handsome

Innovative Deathrattle

High Level Tactics

Moderately Sized Fedora

Great Animations

Broken Interactions

Must be Weasel Tunneler

twitch chat

December 2016

[Copypasta] 4Head balance cans

TSM AKA "Throws Six Matches"

League of Legends

Stop calling slabs "half-slabs," you fucking imbeciles.

Minecraft

Hi David, this is Akali's daughter

Teamfight Tactics

Auto-Pay feature

sellout

Classic

Must be Weasel Tunneler

Hearthstone

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