[Copypasta] The ultimate tool to win any argument you're in, works even if you're losing

That's a nice argument you have, but unfortunately, I had sexual intercourse with your mother, therefore rendering any point you make null.
May 2021
Waiting for adblock to be disabled
More Copypastas

Imaqtpie has mastered Kog'Maw's passive

twitchquotes: Hi Imaqtpie, this is David 'Repertoir' Capurro, the lead designer on Kog'Maw back in 2010. Watching you play my champion really warms my heart, and I think you're one of the good guys. You've even mastered his passive!
twitch chat
March 2017
imaqtpie

League of Legends

Its the final hand of the Mortdog High Stakes Poker Tourney

Its the final hand of the Mortdog High Stakes Poker Tourney. Kiyoon can be heard screaming "its a third??โ€ after losing the last hand. Only Raydiz and K3soju are left. Mort deals their cards. Soju smirks and says โ€œalright, betโ€. Ray, feeling confident, slides all his chips into the middle of the table โ€œfuck it, weโ€™re all in this roundโ€. Soju confidently throws down his cards โ€œ3 aces, KEWKโ€. Ray laughs and reveals his winning hand โ€œI have a straight flush, diamond 1 to diamond 5โ€
July 2022

Teamfight Tactics

Half Steve Half Creeper

๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผโฌœ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿพโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฝโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
January 2024

Minecraft

HYDRA SUMMONING SPELL

twitchquotes: THIS IS THE SUMMONING SPELL HandsUp FOR THE HYDRA DEEK OF HELL HandsUp ONE WEEB MUST BE SACRIFICED HandsUp FOR THE HYDRA DEEK TO RISE HandsUp OH MIGHTY HYDRA I SING YOUR SONG HandsUp MAY YOU GROW BIG AND LONG HandsUp
twitch chat
April 2021

Hey Tyler, I heard youโ€™re having problems with fatigue

twitchquotes: Hey Tyler, I heard youโ€™re having problems with fatigue on your stream 2 days ago. This could be due to micronutrient deficiencies. Make sure youโ€™re getting enough Zinc, Magnesium and Vitamin D. You can go to *** to check if youโ€™re lacking nutrition. Also watch the sugar since it causes insulin spikes and subsequent drops which could cause your fatigue. (not shilling that website btw I just want you to reach your full potential) <3 <3 <3
twitch chat
February 2019
Tyler1
Text-to-Speech Playing