[Copypasta] The ultimate tool to win any argument you're in, works even if you're losing

That's a nice argument you have, but unfortunately, I had sexual intercourse with your mother, therefore rendering any point you make null.
May 2021
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Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder

twitchquotes: Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder, because tha tis one less punch that could have been directed at my nutsack. I pray at night for Tifa to break into my house and mercilessly beat the everloving fuck out of my balls. I will pray extra hard tonight.
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April 2020

Hello this is Dan from the next room over

twitchquotes: Hello this is Dan from the next room over. Can you be quiet for 2 minutes it's almost 2am and I can still hear you. I have had a hard day doing REAL work for 13 hours and all I want is a bit of peace and quiet. LOL just kidding it's Tanner from highschool again, enjoy playing your kids games while I'm hanging out with Becca. We're watching re-runs of that time you lost that video game tournament. Peace out!
twitch chat
June 2019

Tanner from High School

Please wake up, we miss you

twitchquotes: If youโ€™re reading this, youโ€™ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. Weโ€™re trying a new technique. We donโ€™t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.
twitch chat
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Kripp

Classic

i forgor ๐Ÿ’€

nah, you forgor ๐Ÿ’€ how to be funny. you forgor ๐Ÿ’€ how to be original. you forgor ๐Ÿ’€ how to be a decent human being in society. "i rember ๐Ÿ˜" yeah, you rember ๐Ÿ˜ the reason your parents divorced. you rember ๐Ÿ˜ the reason why youre alone. you rember ๐Ÿ˜ why nobody likes you. shut up lmao
August 2021

I forgor

Type !sellout to receive your free brofist

twitchquotes: Kripparrian is giving away TWO BROFISTS during this weekโ€™s Hyper X giveaway! Type !sellout to receive your free brofist or some RAM or whatever. Remember to subscribe, follow and no copypasta focaccia lasagna
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

sellout

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