That's a nice argument you have, but unfortunately, I had sexual intercourse with your mother, therefore rendering any point you make null.
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Purify is a great card
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Hey guys blizzard here and we just wanted to say purify is a great card if you combo it with ancient watcher you spend 2 cards to get a 4 mana 4/5! think of all that value... If you want even more value you can try it with zombie chow! its a 3 mana 2/3!!!! Finally we just wanted to say we thought it would be better as a rare but we realized priest is not the best in arena so we made it common so almost all priests will have it!...
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I ๐ bless ๐ the rains ๐ง down โฌ๏ธ in Africa
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I ๐ bless ๐ the rains ๐ง down โฌ๏ธ in Africa ๐I ๐ bless ๐ the rains โ down โฌ๏ธ in Africa ๐(I ๐ bless ๐ the rain ๐ง)I ๐ bless ๐ the rains โdown โฌ๏ธ in Africa ๐(I ๐ bless ๐ the rain ๐ง)I ๐ bless ๐ the rains โ down โฌ๏ธ in Africa ๐I ๐ bless ๐ the rains ๐ง down โฌ๏ธ in Africa ๐
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Regi storms in the TSM meeting room
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In the TSM meeting room, Regi stormed in with the fury of God by his side. As everyone tried to flee, the Monkey King channeled cyclone effectively knocking the new imports back to China, he pulled his staff out of his ass and knocked Tactical back to Team Liquid. Spica and Huni manage to escape, but they are greeted at the exit, a contract enticing them to stay for 100 FTX bitcoins. They choose to stay.
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Kripp plays Armor Up Warrior
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Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes. His face comes closer as he plants his wet lips onto mine. We are locked together in a beautiful display of love. Then I wake up. I look at Kripp's stream. He is playing Armor Up Warrior. Now I remember why I fell asl... 
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