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Is today the day when I should finally end it all? โ 
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Is today the day when I should finally end it all? โ ๐ซ
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I used to be a real ad
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Where were you when TL beat Invictus fucking Gaming
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Where were you when TL beat Invictus fucking Gaming, the reigning World Champions, 3-1? This series is going down in history. No one will ever dare to call NA a wildcard region again. It's not just C9 anymore, the gap is closed. 8 years of being memed as a 4fun region, 8 years of people laughing at Doublelift being an international choker, enough is enough. We poked this monster too much, it finally got pissed, woke up, and it's fucking hungry.
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Riot Games
League of Legends
Have you heard about Twitch Prime?
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Hey guys, have you heard about Twitch Prime? Did you know you can link your Amazon Prime account to your Twitch account, and subscriber to your favorite streamer FOREVER... for 30 days.. FOR FREE!
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I want to become a walrus
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Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walri. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. Thank you all.
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Classic
See you in court
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Hello Kripp, this is Anne, just letting you know that the DNA test came back positive and I will be seeing you in court to get my child support. Oh and btw she is now 4 years old and asking where is daddy ***, either way see you in court..
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I think i need a special vaccine
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๐ณ what's this? my heart is beating so fast ๐ I feel dizzy ๐คช what is this tension in my lower body? 
I am sweating so much ๐ฅต I think i need a special vaccine ๐ because I have [insert streamer name]virus ๐ค๐ค๐ค
I am sweating so much ๐ฅต I think i need a special vaccine ๐ because I have [insert streamer name]virus ๐ค๐ค๐ค
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