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Is today the day when I should finally end it all? β π«
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Hello Kripp, your stream has changed my life completely. I suffer from severe NaCl (salt) deficiency disorder. I had to visit the hospital 5 times a week for salt injections. However, watching your stream supplies me enough salt through the screen. You saved me money time and effort. I can't thank you enough. I owe u my life.
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This scallywag's deck be kookoo bananas!
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ΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηβ ΰΌ½ΰ¨ βThis scallywag's deck be kookoo bananas!β β βMe deck can nae scourge tis deck!β β βThis swab needed precisely them cards to send me deck to Davey Jonesβ locker.β β βHe top-pillaged th' only card on the high seas that could best me.β β βThar was naught I could do.β β βI weathered that perfectlyβ β ΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηβ ΰΌ½ΰ¨
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Happy PresiDICKβS πππ½ DAYβΌοΈ Time β°β° to honor the DADDIES π¬π¬ of our nation πΊπΈπΊπΈ George SLUTsington π―π―, Benjamin SPANKlinππ, John HanCOCK ππ½π¦π¦π¦ These POUNDING π¨β fathers ERECTED β¬οΈβ¬οΈ their π»πCUNTstitutional dongs ππfor LADY LIBERTY π½π
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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes
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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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