twitchquotes:Hello fair maiden Reynad, this is the valiant knight Sir Coppus Pastaronus. I have come to rescue you from the mystical Tower of Salt, where the cruel innkeeper RNGesus has pounded your sweet, supple orifice relentlessly to the beat of Lord Please no paste.
Hello fair maiden Reynad, this is the valiant knight Sir Coppus Pastaronus. I have come to rescue you from the mystical Tower of Salt, where the cruel innkeeper RNGesus has pounded your sweet, supple orifice relentlessly to the beat of Lord Kappa Please no paste.
twitchquotes:I hate myself and my life, but instead of improving either of those things, I'm drinking alone while watching a rich, balding vegan play children's card games for 15 thousand other losers
I hate myself and my life, but instead of improving either of those things, I'm drinking alone while watching a rich, balding vegan play children's card games for 15 thousand other losers FeelsBadMan
This guy's girlfriend is CRAZY!
twitchquotes:โ โThis guy's girlfriend is CRAZY!โ โ โMy Rania can't win against a hot blonde like thatโ โ "She NEEDED precisely those two big breasts to win" โ "She had the perfect cameltoe" โ โThere was nothing I couldn't do to herโ โ โI ate her perfectlyโ โ โWhat a slutโ
โ โThis guy's girlfriend is CRAZY!โ โ โMy Rania can't win against a hot blonde like thatโ โ "She NEEDED precisely those two big breasts to win" โ "She had the perfect cameltoe" โ โThere was nothing I couldn't do to herโ โ โI ate her perfectlyโ โ โWhat a slutโ