[Copypasta] HOTLINE MING

Greetings Kripp, I am Dr. Hannibal Lector

twitchquotes: ༼ つ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° ༽つ Greetings Kripp, I am Dr. Hannibal Lector, renowned Psychiatrist based in Baltimore, Maryland. I have heard you are the saltiest man alive, I am intrigued by a man of your... tastes. I would like to invite you for... dinner. ༼ つ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° ༽つ

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January 2015

Kripp

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salty

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September 2018

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When I use this text, my brain cell begin to die

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March 2014

Kripp

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November 2014

Trump

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November 2014

[Copypasta] HOTLINE MING

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Greetings Kripp, I am Dr. Hannibal Lector

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salty

I have to print out chat in order to read it

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When I use this text, my brain cell begin to die

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I'm so glad to be in the other 1 percent

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A single Dongerbill can save a life

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