[Copypasta] Hello Michael, this is your cat, "small cat"

twitchquotes: Hello Michael, this is your cat, "small cat", since you don't listen to my cries I decided to contact you on this twitch chat. If you don't feed me right now im going to shit in your shoes tonight, fuccboi. Your loving "small cat"
twitch chat
May 2015
imaqtpie
What happened to this ad? :(
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Hello this is Jeff Bezos, CEO of Amazon

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Where i grew up copy pasta was taken seriously

twitchquotes: Dear Twitch Chat users. Do u think its funny to copy pasta everything you see? Copy that, pasta that. Where i grew up copy pasta was taken seriously, and when i come here my mind explodes. Please, respect copy pasta. For me, it's about religion.
twitch chat
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imaqtpie

OUR DONGERS ARE RAZOR SHARP

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imaqtpie

The knights of spamalot

twitchquotes: <:::::[]=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ We are the knights of spamalot. Be gone, foul moderators! ༼ຈ͜لຈ༽¤=][::::>
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imaqtpie
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