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I am a muricunt born in America
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I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum EU and Asia dumped a few hundred years ago.
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EU vs NA
Fiddle this, Fiddle that...
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Fiddle this, Fiddle that... For fucks sake chat you do this every time a new champion comes out. Everybody says they are too weak and need buffs. Michael is the ONLY one who goes against the grain to show you that indeed the 27% winrate is a myth and will demonstrate that perfectly clearly how it should be closer to 10%...
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League of Legends
Qtpie's doctor messages Qtpie about his donger cream needs
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Hello Qtpie, it's your doctor, DR. Dong calling about your donger cream needs, you havn't picked up your prescription in quite a while and we are worried your donger may be dry and crusty
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Riot disables LOLalerter
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Mr Sanatana, This is Riot, we found out that you have released many of these so called "Dank memes" into our chat so we are disabling LOLalerter for you untill you grow up into an Adulterino and stop trollerino
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League of Legends
Monitor always grey, need you to fix
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HELLO? Computer repairman?? βοΈπ This is QT βοΈπ Monitor always grey βοΈπ need you to fix
HELLO? Computer repairman?? βοΈπ This is QT βοΈπ Monitor always grey βοΈπ need you to fix
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